The Brewster

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June 16, 2044: Yellow Springs – YS9 social media sites erupted today after a top league pundit called Yellow Springs fans Intolerable, and suggested that they must be horrible, terrible people.

“I am not smug,” said George Lattimer, who does cement work for a living, “As a Yellow Springs fan, I am simply better than other fans.” Lattimer was eating lunch at the Iron Pig, a common meeting place where Nine fans hold their rallies and conventions. Last month he presented a prepared paper titled “Yellow Springs and The Heartland: A Tale of World Domination.” The presentation received 312 up votes, and the bar gave him three rounds on the house.

“It was a great pitch,” said Sheila McIntyre, an insurance agent who was also lunching at the Pig. “It made me think about the fact that we’ve been improperly denied at least two other Heartland titles because the real scum—and by that I mean …” she turned to the rest of the bar, and the entire place erupted in “LOSERVILLE FANS.”

Regardless, I would like to give actual quotes about what people here thought about the moniker of “Intolerable,” but this is a mostly professional journal so we can’t actually print the language they used without disturbing young ears.

That said, it’s fair to say that plans have been made to respond.