TEAM TO GIVE BO JORDAN DAY
The BBA statistical crew recently released a detailed analysis of the league’s Hall of Fame in which some are saying that current Yellow Springs Nine owner Bo Jordan has been determined to be the greatest DH of all time.
“It’s a great honor,” Jordan said with a jovial smile. “I know I could hit ‘em a little when I was playing, but even I didn’t know I was that good.”
The analysis compares performance in several key stats and then uses advanced statistical methods and linear weights to arrive at its unwavering result. It’s of mention because, given recency bias as well as an accumulation of counting stats, it seems that most current BBA fans would point to Rockville’s sublime ball blaster Frank Thomas III as their best all-time. Yet, this analysis suggests Thomas’s main advantage is an eerie longevity. When normalized, Jordan wins out.
Here’s the final table at the end of a complicated report:
As a result, the Nine front office has announced that they will be running a special Bo Jordan, Greatest Ever” day at Utopia Field during a weekend series with Hawaii. Free Jordan bobbleheads will be provided to every fan who attends, and soft-sever ice cream helmets will be only $2 each.
Jordan intends to address the fans before the game, so everyone should come early!
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Re: 9-News: 30.061 – In-Depth Analysis Proves YS9 Owner Greatest DH Of ALL Time
Hmmm. No chance there’s an ulterior motive behind that celebration, is there?
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A happy owner is a genrous owner.
And then there's soft-serve.
And then there's soft-serve.
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