


Presented by: Gertie, Baseball Maven & Purveyor of Peculiar Remedies
Well butter my biscuit and call me a catfish—these fellas earned their supper this season! Let’s hand out a few honors before the Fish head back upstream for the winter!


36 G | 138 AB | .268 AVG | 8 HR | .500 SLG | .342 OBP | 0.6 WAR
This boy swings a bat like he's swattin' June bugs off a porch light. Best pop in the lineup, and he even knows which base to run to first. That’s a keeper.


23 GS | 3-7 | 3.14 ERA | 1.28 WHIP
Don’t let that record fool ya—Luis pitched like a bull on a caffeine drip. Kept us in games all year with an ERA tighter than Uncle Clem’s overalls after a pie-eating contest.


Rafael Adams – SS
41 G | 153 AB | .242 AVG | 6 HR | .376 OBP | .399 SLG | 0.5 WAR
Rafael? That boy’s got an eye sharper than a hawk in a haberdashery. Six dingers and more walks than a Sunday sermon. That’s church, baby!

To all the Big Eyed Fish out there—next year’s pond is even deeper, but y’all swim like champs. Let’s get some rest, drink our sassafras tonic, and come back swingin’!