re-enactment of Wolves accounting department on the breaking news
August 3rd, 2052 - And just like that the 1.7m the Wolves front office used to sign a 36yo "Wrecked" bat is now gone. In a game vs the Bluebirds, "The Skull" suffers an injury tearing his ankle ligaments, that will cost the veteran at least 6 weeks, and let's be honest his time in Madison. "Man, now I know how my Nashville invitational golf tournament partner @jiminyhopkins must feel every year." How about a little pre-game f**king stretching their skull? Simon added. We signed the guy in late June, and what he gets us 30 games and 112 plate appearances with a .265 batting average, striking out twice as many times as he walked. Someone's getting fired for this pickup <someone yelled from the back of the press pool>".
