By Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar | JavarisJamarJavarison-Lamar@3Wolves.net
In a move that can only be described as a “Cry of attention” to Benny Vitale, Wolves owner/Ba-Zillionaire has decided to call a press conference today.
Hello all and thanks you for coming (covers mic – speaks softly…Is she here?? No, damn OK).
As you all know I am a “Ba-Zillionaire” and I’ve said it before, “Money means nothing to me.” Look I’m the guy who paid 2.2 billion for this franchise. I could shit out a solid gold brick if you want right now, but that’s not the point.
I like it here in Madison, “we” like it here in Madison (looks at GM Simon). Unlike the previous GM who had floated proposals of moving the team down south, we want to keep this club in Madison permanently. That being said, you all know last season we gave the Major League Club an update which was received to high accolades. The next logical step for us would be to address the Wolves minor leagues.
Today we are pleased to announce that each of our Wolves Minor League teams will undergo a logo and uniform makeover over the next few months. Rest assured the teams are remaining where they are, but we wanted to start investing in and take care of the next generation of Wolves players.
All of the new looks were designed by the Hansel Advertising and Modeling agency.
(Again, looks off stage), “Did you hear that?! Was that my cell? (he covers the mic and asks off stage “Was it Bonnie!?”, She’s out front?!).
GOTTA GO PRESS CONFERNCE OVER…..HERE’S YOUR NEW LOGOS…..ADDRESS ALL YOUR QUESTIONS TO GM SIMON....
