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3 Wolves Den - 2051.22 - SIM 10

Post by CTBrewCrew » Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:14 pm

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By Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar | JavarisJamarJavarison-Lamar@3Wolves.net

Madison, WI


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Game 1
Well, when Miyamoto finally gets over this "23" bug, and has a nice outing, (5.2 IP 2 runs), the teams' bats can't back him up. Offensively Salvadore Allende was the only one that seemed to come and play. Going 2-4 scoring the teams only run. To make matters worse, after the game the team received a call from the Dane County fire chief after posting todays attendance number on the scoreboard, the club had exceeded capacity buy 106. The games attendance was 47,106. The Dane County fire chief is looking into the matter, and released a statement "Look, we heard what happened a couple years back out in Phoenix at that Dennys. We don't want a repeat of that. The proud folk of Dane county and the fine city of Madison should know how to count." Final Score: Wolves 1 - Sluggers - 2


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Game 2
Apparently, the call from the Dane County Fire Chief seemed to anger the local residents, as when today's attendance was announced at Shotz Stadium, the club had exceeded capacity by 127 this time! (41,127). "Fu*k Yeah" said Oda Jantine the promotional and marketing department for the Madison Wolves announced. "The MAN, isn't going to tell us how many people we can LEGALLY fit into this park because of some sort of CODE..." Unconfirmed source believe that the real cause of extra traffic has to do with these flyers found scattered on the floors throughout various restrooms at the stadium, announcing the newly opened Ron Don Valonte's Playpen. Home of the $2 lapdance Final Score: Wolves 0 - Black Sox - 9


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Its just 3 blocks from the Stadium. Good clean family fun



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Game 3
Day 3 of the Wolves Nation vs Dade County Fire Chief. In now the 3rd consecutive game the Stadium has exceeded capacity, this time by 290! (47,290). "This is probably our largest Monday night crowd in team history!" said Oda Janetne. "I have no proof to back that statement up, but facts and options are so easily interchangeable." She added. In the game the Wolves continue to spiral into mediocrity this season, dropping another one to a division rival. Carter Morris who is also impacted by this OOTP23 bug fell to 1-7 on the season allowing 3 runs over 4.1 innings. "I need to keep producing revenue for the owner, and if this on-going legal battle between Dade County officials and my Wolves' fans, continues to put buts in seats, I'll take my fans side every time." Said GM Simon. I've been down to Ron Don's, sure he gets some slack, but he's just another small business owner trying to make a living in these times. Oh yeah the game the Wolves fall to 26-31 on the season. Final Score: Wolves 1 - Black Sox - 4



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Game 4
While Wolves GM Simon took local fan fav GM Wilson & Kate down to check out the newly opened "Ron Dons" catcher Bin Wan had a 4-RBI game, which proved instrumental in his team beating the Portland Lumberjacks, 6-3. Wan picked up 1 single and 2 doubles in the ballgame. Madison pitcher Todd Stone got the win, upping his record to 2-0. Lorenzo de' Medici got the loss. The loss makes Portland 35-24. Madison took a 6-3 lead on Wan's 10th double of the season. The bases-clearing double, which he hit off Xuan Ngo in the bottom of the eighth, propelled Madison to the win. In a side note, capacity fell below "Legal" limits today with a crowd of 39,095 in attendance at the rain-soaked game. Final Score: Wolves 6 - Lumberjacks - 3



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Game 5
On what was announced as Portison LumberWolves Day at the park, the Wolves and Lumberjacks faced off in a game pitting the much-maligned Yorikane Miyamoto (3-6) vs Steve Warren (5-4) of Portland. The game was a bit confusing at first as both teams wore the same uniform. In the end the OOTP23 Bug continued to plague Yorikane, as he pitched poorly going 4.2 IP allowing 4 runs. Designated hitter Eitor Vasconcellos has a game today though, hitting his first triple of the season and going 2-3 scoring ones and hitting in another. Final Score: Wolves 3 - Lumberjacks - 6


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Game 6
In the rubber game of the 4 game series, the Wolves continued to flounder (and not the good kind of flounder either). The Wolves dropped their 3rd straight to Portland (who's players were probably fixated on Kates "Cookies" whenever she comes to town. Leonard Thornton is alllllmost ready to be good if he could just get some hitting to back him up this year. He falls to 3-6 on the season allowing 3 runs over 7 innings. But the combination of Sparks and de'Medici allowed 0. Final Score: Wolves 0 - Lumberjacks - 3
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