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3 Wolves Den - 2044.06 - Team News - Madison's Saturday Promotions - June

Post by CTBrewCrew » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:01 am

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By Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar | JavarisJamarJavarison-Lamar@3Wolves.net


Madison, WI -
- In an effort to give back to the community, in 2044 the Madison Wolves are partnering with the University of Wisconsin undergrad marketing program to present you with "Saturday at the Ballpark" promotions. Each home game in Saturday the undergrads will put on a promotional event at the ballpark in Madison. "We think this is a great opportunity get get additional fans into the park, not only to see some great baseball, and experience the newly renovated stadium, but also to help the future generation of student leaders here in Wisconsin." GM Simon said.

Below is a scheduled of events...
  • April 23rd vs Des Moines - Sausage Fest
  • May 14th vs Yellow Springs - Lemon Party
  • June 11th vs Nashville - Turkey Drop
  • July 16th vs Portland
  • August 13th vs Twin Cities
  • September 3rd vs Hawaii
Coming in June when the Bluebirds come to town, the Wolves' PR department will have another "bird" around. On June 11th, the Wolves' will host their first "Turkey Drop" to promote awareness for food banks in the Madison area. Once again the marketing wiz kids assure me that these are "scientifically engineered Turkeys" via confirmation of a hand written letter on what looks to be university letterhead from the schools science club for gene-splicing that these baby's can fly! We have procured over a dozen helicopters from where we will have dozens upon dozens of these turkeys dropped from the helicopters to help promote hunger awareness and local foodbanks here in the Madison area. It will be a sight to see when we release over 70 turkeys from a height of approximately 1000 feet. They will spread their wings and soar away back down to the farm! "So Majestic", I've been apart of these types of events back in the 70s. said a man later identified as Ness Lessman.

The Wolves remind you to bring a can of food to help donate to the food banks, and if you do, you get to pick a #'d Turkey from the drop and see if they win the race back to the farm. If your Turkey wins, you will be entered in a raffle to win a season pass to the "Wolves Dens", and exclusive club/suite at the park. We will also have plenty of "Thanksgiving Day" themed food all around the ball-park, along with staged Pilgrim / Native American cage matches. "Two men enter, one man leave" will be the theme.

Its gonna be a fun time for the whole family! Bring the kids, bring the grandparents, even bring that one uncle that has a drinking problem that the whole family knows about, but doesn't say anything the the Thanksgiving day dinner! It will be a blast.

So come on out to the ballpark on June 11th for a "Turkey-riffic" time!

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Re: 3 Wolves Den - 2044.06 - Team News - Madison's Saturday Promotions - June

Post by Dington » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:56 pm

If my team comes down with Bird flu it’s June, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Re: 3 Wolves Den - 2044.06 - Team News - Madison's Saturday Promotions - June

Post by shoeless.db » Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:17 pm

I'm quite certain that a turkey drop is something that's in the Urban Dictionary, but I'm afraid to look.
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Re: 3 Wolves Den - 2044.06 - Team News - Madison's Saturday Promotions - June

Post by Dington » Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:34 pm

shoeless.db wrote:
Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:17 pm
I'm quite certain that a turkey drop is something that's in the Urban Dictionary, but I'm afraid to look.
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