Windy City Ramblings - 1996.2

[tylertoo]

No one in Chicago is complaining about entering May in first place. Hell, the damn fans expect it at this point. But there are grumblings in the clubhouse that the core of this team simply not performing up to snuff. In particular, the offense. An assistant GM prepared this chart for the GM and owner. We were not too pleased:



If this keeps up the Black Sox hold on first will be very short-lived.

Particularly bothersome is our clean-up guy, Henry "Natural" Jones, who can't seem to swing the bat well with that World Series ring on his finger. Here's his slugging percentage since the season opener:



I think Natural best leave that ring his in his locker during game time.