53.6 The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words

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53.6 The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words

Post by tylertoo » Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:18 pm

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The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words


Chicago,April 21, 2053 -- Usually we here at the Black Sox Baseball Blog post our official preview during spring training, but we are late. We are lazy. We are apathetic. Sue us.

Anyway, our parents taught us "A picture is worth a thousand words." (They also taught us pot will ruin our brains, so they're batting .500). The updated aphorism (I googled that word to make sure I was using it correctly) is 'A gif is worth a thousand words also.' So rather than actually write out our thoughts, we present the gif version of our 2053 Official Black Sox Preview:

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The Black Sox so far this season are 5-13, good for the literal ass hole of the Heartland Division.
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Re: 53.6 The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words

Post by Dington » Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:38 pm

tylertoo wrote:
Tue Dec 06, 2022 12:18 pm


The Black Sox so far this season are 5-13, good for the literal ass hole of the Heartland Division.
Yeah, but the Heartland's asshole is like that of a Victoria's Secret Angel's.
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Re: 53.6 The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words

Post by Trebro » Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:08 pm

The Yellow Springs Nine would like to thank you for (presumably) keeping us out of last place.
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Re: 53.6 The Official 2053 Black Sox Preview: A Gif is Worth a Thousand Words

Post by Jwalk100 » Tue Dec 06, 2022 3:01 pm

This TN is sick!

Caleca worthy!
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