53.3 Team Owner Issues Memo to All Black Sox Players: Home Repair Mishaps Will Void Your Contract

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53.3 Team Owner Issues Memo to All Black Sox Players: Home Repair Mishaps Will Void Your Contract

Post by tylertoo » Sun Nov 20, 2022 1:49 pm

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Exclusive: Team Owner Issues Memo to All Black Sox Players: Home Repair Mishaps Will Void Your Contract

Team claims edict "unrelated" to tragic Smiley accident


Chicago, January 26, 2053 -- The Black Sox Baseball Blog has obtained an internal email sent by team owner Santino "Sonny" Vitale to all Black Sox on the active roster, warning them that injuries incurred during home repair efforts would potentially void their contract. Here is the full text of the memo:
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To all players:

I trust you all had a restful holiday season, and I also trust that you are now focused entirely on getting yourself into shape for the upcoming season. The fact that our club has decided to go into fire sale mode does not also mean that we are not interested in winning games.

Therefore I find it necessary to remind you that all your waking moments should be devoted to making yourself a better ballplayer -- and not in doing home repairs that may come up while you are home bound. I pay you a lot of money, in some cases too much money, so you can all easily afford to hire people to come in a take care of any issues that come up. Most injuries that require emergency room treatment occur in the home. Do me a favor -- pay someone to do the work. Even you newcomers making the league minimum can afford to hire repair help. And just because your wife hounds you to take care of this or that doesn't mean you have to do the work yourself.

As a result of this concern, I am imposing the following rule, effective immediately: any player who suffers an injury while doing home repair, inside or outside or even on top of your property, may find their contract voided, with no money due. My lawyers have assured me that this is within my rights.

Thank you and good luck in '53!

Regards,
Sonny
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A team spokesman, in an email statement to this blog, denied that the memo is in response to the recent home repair mishap that seriously injured starter Jacob Smiley on January 16, just weeks after he signed the $4 million+ contract with the Madison Wolves. "This memo, which was never meant to be made public, is most decidedly unrelated to Mr. Smiley's injuries, and we're frankly offended that anyone would conflate the two. Our prayers are with Jacob and his family, and we wish him a speedy recovery."

The Monty Brewster Players Association, when asked for comment on the Black Sox policy, issued this statement: "This policy is first and foremost, a complete violation of the collective bargaining agreement with the MBPA. Should Mr. Vitale seek to enforce his brazen policy at any point, rest assured that the team and the league will immediately find themselves in court. The policy, coming in response to Jacob Smiley's tragic accident, is also completely repugnant - and perhaps it should be no surprise coming from someone who many believe had his own father gunned down in order to take control of the team."

Word of the Black Sox policy comes on the heels of the Madison Wolves announcement that that the team has released Smiley just days after the accident so that his salary doesn't count against the cap, before Smiley has even regained consciousness. League critics were aghast, with some noting that Smiley is now likely to lose medical coverage that could last years. "These two actions by the Wolves and the Black Sox show how team owners are devoid of even one ounce of humanity," said Shanda Lear, author of "Brewster's Billions: the Untold Story of Corruption and Mob Influence in the Brewster Baseball Association" (Skyfox Publishing, 2051). "I'm not surprised, but I am truly nauseated."
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Re: 53.2 Team Owner Issues Memo to All Black Sox Players: Home Repair Mishaps Will Void Your Contract

Post by RT60 » Sun Nov 20, 2022 2:18 pm

This is why every organization needs a good lawyer. Louisville has the best on retainer so I sleep soundly at night:

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Re: 53.2 Team Owner Issues Memo to All Black Sox Players: Home Repair Mishaps Will Void Your Contract

Post by CTBrewCrew » Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:12 pm

I have no complaints regarding this communication. Top notch Mr Sonny.

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Re: 53.2 Team Owner Issues Memo to All Black Sox Players: Home Repair Mishaps Will Void Your Contract

Post by neugey » Mon Nov 21, 2022 3:17 pm

The Black Sox are ahead of the curve!!! Can we add this to the BBA Constitution?
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