From: Bill McGuffin, For-Your-Information-I-Don't-Even-Know-What-Assisted-Living-Means, Asst. GM
Date: Jan. 26, 2042
About: Center Fielders
Look, I live in a nice apartment along Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. It's not "seniors only" and the only "assist" I get is a spot in the garage for my Mazda, OK?
You wanted a rundown on CF next, correct? Let me put my walker in the corner, and I'll get right to it. Wait, what do you mean, 'Ah ha!' That was a joke, Benny. Just a joke.
Where was I? Oh yeah, center field:
Center Fielders
Player | Level | Ovr/Pot | Contact | Gap | HR Power | Eye | Avoid K's | Pos. Rating | Range | Error | Arm |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
M. Cleide | Majors | 45/45 | 5/5 | 6/6 | 3/3 | 6/6 | 6/6 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 11 |
J. González | Majors | 35/45 | 4/4 | 5/6 | 3/5 | 5/6 | 5/5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 7 |
J. Lorenzen | AAA | 40/55 | 4/4 | 5/5 | 7/7 | 6/6 | 4/4 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 7 |
K. Sánchez | AAA | 45/45 | 4/4 | 6/6 | 4/4 | 6/6 | 4/4 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 9 |
González is a Rule 5 guy who likely won't last the season, but we picked him up because he's solid - and also a captain, which is a nice bonus.
In AAA, as you can see, we've got two guys in Lorenzen and Sánchez who are both all-universe defenders and who, by all rights, should be roaming CF in Black Sox Park vacuuming up everything hit even vaguely in their direction. Neither, however, has shown they can even find the Mendoza line with a compass. We've got a new hitting coach in Carolina who's rumored to be a "big talent" when it comes to tutoring hitters, so we're hoping he can help these two figure things out at the plate.
Meanwhile, we'll go with Cleide.
I didn't put them all on the list, but there are any number of prospects in A, Short-Season A, and Rookie League ball who are magnificent defenders who can't hit their weight.
All of which is to say, we're not bereft of in CF, and we hope we'll be able to get one of those AAA guys up to the majors and performing reasonably well this year. Hell, if either Lorenzen or Sánchez could hit even .250, we'd count ourselves in excellent shape. Let's hope Mr. Big Talent in AAA knows what the hell he's doing.
If not, just go ahead and put me in a rest home.
That's another joke, Benny. Just kidding. I'm a yuck a minute - an extremely youthful yuck a minute.