The Nest | 61.12| Hatchling Report | Lau-po Chou
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2024 6:22 pm
Hatchling Report | Lau-po Chou
April 1, 2061
by Banjo Jackson
Nashville, TN
SS Lau-po Chou
Chou is a Taiwanese son of former Buddhist monk and a TikTok influencer. While visiting the Kaiyuan Temple during filming for the reality dating TV show, ‘Buddha or Booty?’, influencer Tsu-ching Huang became the show’s first winner by tempting a Buddhist monk to fall in love. Chih-ming Chou stated in an interview “that booty was bigger than Buddha’s belly” and the two soon wed and Tsu-ching became pregnant, however, she left Chih-ming while six months pregnant for famous baseball player, Tai hoi Wie. Little Lau-po knew of the story behind his birth and instantly rejected his birth father for being cuckolded and wanted to become like his step father. He grew up watching baseball with some of the country’s greats and learned several secrets to become one of the most sought after IFA.
Though, he is incredibly raw, Chou has the potential to be one of the best shortstops in the BBA, so Nashville signed him for $8.6 million in 2061, matching the number offered to Cüneyt 'Roomba' Tanju that same day. He will likely spend the season in the IC, but has shown improvements already since being signed. If he fully develops into what scouts think he can become, he is a future Hall of Famer, but that is a long way away from holding any truth.
ETA: 2065
April 1, 2061
by Banjo Jackson
Nashville, TN
SS Lau-po Chou
| Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Start 2060 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Start 2061 | 2 | 3 (+1) | 2 (+1) | 2 | 1 |
| Potential | 5 | 9 (+1) | 9 | 7 (+1) | 4 (+1) |
Chou is a Taiwanese son of former Buddhist monk and a TikTok influencer. While visiting the Kaiyuan Temple during filming for the reality dating TV show, ‘Buddha or Booty?’, influencer Tsu-ching Huang became the show’s first winner by tempting a Buddhist monk to fall in love. Chih-ming Chou stated in an interview “that booty was bigger than Buddha’s belly” and the two soon wed and Tsu-ching became pregnant, however, she left Chih-ming while six months pregnant for famous baseball player, Tai hoi Wie. Little Lau-po knew of the story behind his birth and instantly rejected his birth father for being cuckolded and wanted to become like his step father. He grew up watching baseball with some of the country’s greats and learned several secrets to become one of the most sought after IFA.
Though, he is incredibly raw, Chou has the potential to be one of the best shortstops in the BBA, so Nashville signed him for $8.6 million in 2061, matching the number offered to Cüneyt 'Roomba' Tanju that same day. He will likely spend the season in the IC, but has shown improvements already since being signed. If he fully develops into what scouts think he can become, he is a future Hall of Famer, but that is a long way away from holding any truth.
ETA: 2065