The Nest | 46.23 | Burrito Bandit

[Dington]

Burrito Bandit



August 25, 2046
by Banjo Jackson
Nashville, TN



It now appears that Chad Nason is trading away players for no reason whatsoever. In this latest installment, Nason shipped off minor A reliever, David Velez to Boise for a burrito. Using his superior negotiating skills, Nason upped the offer from a Taco Bell bean and cheese to burrito to a seven layer burrito, and finally to a Nick’s breakfast burrito. Talk about skills. RHP Joshua Beard will also head to Nashville in the deal.

[Dington]

I fucking kid you not. In bed last night and wife whispers she wants to do something naughty. I lean in, intently. She whispers in my ear: “let’s get nicks burritos in the morning”

[HerbD]

[CTBrewCrew]

...so did u get nasty? . Burritos i mean

[Dington]

...so did u get nasty? . Burritos i mean

No. As usual, @jleddy couldn't perform.

[shoeless.db]

...so did u get nasty? . Burritos i mean

No. As usual, @jleddy couldn't perform.

I'm mildly amused that you named your dinky, @jlreddy.

[Dington]

Still waiting @jleddy.

[BaseClogger]

What's a "Nick's breakfast burrito"?

[Dington]

What's a "Nick's breakfast burrito"?

I could say it's a delicious burrito in the Long Beach area, but I'm gonna let your mind wander instead.

[BaseClogger]

What's a "Nick's breakfast burrito"?

I could say it's a delicious burrito in the Long Beach area, but I'm gonna let your mind wander instead.

Kinda funny, feels like 1/3 of our league is in SoCal, 1/3 is in Chicago/Wisconsin, and 1/3 are in like North Dakota.

[trmmilwwi]

I'm in Ringwood, IL so I fit right in the middle of that Chicago/Wisconsin burrito. Lol.

[BaseClogger]

I'm in Ringwood, IL so I fit right in the middle of that Chicago/Wisconsin burrito. Lol.

Bit of a stretch having your location listed as Chicago, you are a 77 minute drive from me and I'm on the NW side

[trmmilwwi]

whoops, just moved out in the sticks in June. Until then I was at Montrose and Cicero in Portage Park. Prior to that Western and Addison. I've turned into one of "them". lol.

[BaseClogger]

whoops, just moved out in the sticks in June. Until then I was at Montrose and Cicero in Portage Park. Prior to that Western and Addison. I've turned into one of "them". lol.

Aw bummer, I bet we would have been the two league members who live closest to one another. I'm in Old Irving Park.

[Dington]

I’m only a few miles from @jleddy and @Lane.