September 26, 2045
by Banjo Jackson
Nashville, TN
With only four games remaining in the regular season, your Nashville Bluebirds are still in the playoff race…technically speaking. Don’t purchase your playoff tickets just yet, though. The Bluebirds must win out, beginning with finishing the sweep of Chicago Black Sox and sweeping the final series at home against the Madison Wolves. That seems plausible enough, right? Well, in addition to a Nashville sweep the rest of the way, the Hawaii Tropics need to lose their remaining three games against the Seattle Storm. Twin Cities River Monsters also need to lose a couple games, but that seems likely due to the turmoil in the front office.
So start talking to your higher being and ask for all the help you can in favor of the Bluebirds so we can finally see some baseball in October once again. Playoff baseball has only occurred for the Bluebirds once since 2026, a trend that is not acceptable and must change. Stop reading, get praying.
