Washington Watch 2015 Volume 1: New General Manager

[crobillard]

"Today will be remembered as a monumental day for the Washington Bobwhites organization. I, Chris Robillard, will be taking over the duties of General Manager effective immediately. I wish my predecessors the best of luck in their future endeavors and on the behalf of the organization, thank them for their leadership.

Over the next few months leading up to opening day, you will see several new changes. While the Bobwhites are a very talented team, they have suffered so many setbacks over the last several years. I hope to rectify a few of those issues promptly. Thank you for coming out today. Peace."

That was new Washington Bobcats General Manager, Chris Robillard, promising changes to this doomed baseball team. The Bobwhites haven't competed since the second season of the MBWBA! What does he think he can do to change things?! Since the second season, the closest they have been to first by the end of the season is seven games back. They are in financial turmoil because they were about 15 million in debt at the end of last season and the fans do not care about this team very much. This spells disaster for this franchise. I'm not sure Robillard or even Superman could dig this franchise out from the hell it's in.

This is Sebastian Janikowski with Washington Watch. Stay tuned for the latest and greatest at eight-ish.

EDIT: Re-numbered article appropriately for 2015 year.

[aaronweiner]

Sebastian Janikowski? I could have sworn the Raiders would have cut him right after Al Davis died and all that incriminating evidence could no longer be used against him...nice to know he's landed on his feet.

[crobillard]

Hahaha first name I thought of after Carmen Electra. Come to think of it, I should have gone with her. In any other situation, besides maybe kicking a field goal, I would have gone with her.

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[aaronweiner]

I might pay to watch Carmen Electra kick a field goal. Cash money.

[felipe]

I would pay to watch Jankiowski fight any other kicker

[agrudez]

I might pay to watch Carmen Electra kick a field goal. Cash money.

I'd pay to let her kick my balls, too.