June 29, 2045
by Banjo Jackson
Nashville, TN
Breaking new out of Nashville! The Bluebirds are still just very mediocre and have had nothing exciting to write about in a month. Stay tuned for next week's episode where the Birds go 3-3 again!
How's the season going?
Alberto Rodríguez will continue being the lone consistent contributor at the plate and the starting rotation will continue to crumble due to management's stubbornness to give up prospects for proven veterans. Somehow, some way, the team will STILL be just a game out of the wildcard with no clear direction as to whether they should buy or sell, although they're too cheap to buy and too stubborn to sell.
