The 2nd overall prospect in all of fake baseball will make his hotly anticipated debut next sim, as Luis Mendoza hopes to "Wally Pipp" injured starter 3B Rafael 'Big Time' Gutiérrez.
"It's a shame that it had to happen under these circumstances," said the diplomatic rookie.
"It's totally not a shame, I hope that fucker breaks his other collarbone falling in the shower," said the not-as-diplomatic rookie after a few Patron shots. "It's my position now and if GM Shaw plays service time games with me, I'll cut a bitch."
GM Shaw, speaking from an undisclosed location, feigned ignorance on the topic of service time manipulation. "Look, we run a beautiful organization here. We don't act like those Yellow Springs guys or those Manama Pearls hucksters. We pay an honest wage for an honest day's work. And sometime we pay totally illegal wages for an illegal day's work. What was the question again?"
