Slugger Shavings 2044.09 - KWAK

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GM Shaw, a few sims late due to Corona Lockdown Time Dilation Syndrome, is pleased to announce that Slugger-for-Life™ KWAK will indeed be a Slugger for the near future.

KWAK signed a $133m/6 extension, with an easily attainable $4m yearly bonus.



"I left a highly profitable Nigerian spam operation to come play in the BBA for this drug- and prostitute-obsessed owner. I think I'm underpaid."

Details of the contract were leaked on the latest episode of the BBA not-at-all-a-dork podcast. Go listen!