Slugger Shavings 2044.02 - Decrepit Pitching Coach... retires?

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Slugger Shavings 2044.02 - Decrepit Pitching Coach... retires?

Post by sjshaw » Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:48 pm

Pitching Coach Roark Dempsey faded out of existence Tuesday after having champagne poured on his head during the Sluggers' championship celebration. The elderly Dempsey apparently had transmogrified into a sentient pile of ashes sometime this season, which tracks nicely with the complete lack of staff development seen by LOU's scouts.

"I don't know, man, I just thought he was quiet," said GM Shaw. "Sure, he was a... shall we say, passive participant in lap dances on the plane, but I just thought he was high. He always had white dust around his nostrils. Now you're telling me that was his body flaking off."

GM Shaw pauses, and whispers, "That's pretty metal," as he texted his ketamine dealer.

A search for a new, live pitching coach is underway.
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Re: Slugger Shavings 2044.02 - Decrepit Pitching Coach... retires?

Post by recte44 » Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:49 pm

Roark was the man!

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