Slugger Shavings 2043.05 - He's Back, but Will It Matter?

[sjshaw]

The depleted LOU rotation welcomes back one of the brightest stars in BBA, as the LOU training staff cleared SP James 'Bijou' Browning to take the mound against Sacramento.

Browning only pitched in 4 games this season before tearing his labia in April. I think that's what it's called.

Unfortunately for Slugger fans, even having Browning and his labia back in the rotation likely won't help against the mighty Mad Popes. SAC annihilated the Pacific for a reason, and they're rested and ready for the challenge. GM Shaw is hoping that SAC will overlook the defending champs and concentrate on their inevitable Frick Championship opponents, the Hawaii Tropics.