The Brewster

LOU's surprise run to the Finals resulted not only in GM Shaw being able to upgrade his drug dealer(s), but also in the amount of cash LOU has on hand. The two events are not totally unrelated.

LOU turned a hefty $52m profit last season, and heads into 2041 with approximately $80m to spend in FA and a full $50m bonus fund reserve. GM Shaw plans to be EXTREMELY aggressive in free agency.

"I plan to be EXTREMELY aggressive in free agency," said GM Shaw. "Put the word EXTREMELY in all caps."

LOU also plans to expand their stadium as fast as possible to capitalize on the resurgent team and EXTREMELY energized fan base.

I am not concerned

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Extremely should probably be bolded and underlined. Maybe even up the font size a tad.

I am extremely concerned. The laws of supply and demand mean that the cost of recreational drugs, though finally legal, have gone sky high with Louisville's success... and if there's a fanbase that needs them, it's YS9s.

EXTREMELY aggressive