Superlatives for Armando Feliciano flowed like mucus from a sick toddler's nose, after the Sluggers beat Yellow Springs in Game 7 of the Cartwright. "He's the hardest working commie I've ever seen," said LOU's consultant from ALEC.
"That fuckchop said what about me," exclaimed Feliciano, as he went hunting the bow-tied libertarian from the notorious think tank.
Despite the political rumble in the locker room, Feliciano's contributions are now part of LOU legend. The 20-year-old rookie shut out YS9, bouncing back from a rough Game 4 start. "I knew our bullpen was gassed, said Feliciano, "and I had to step up for my comrades. I'd like to give thanks to a non-denominational supreme being and to whomever scored me this righteous coke."
LOU and the prodigy now face Vegas in the Landis.
Slugger Shavings 2040.05 - Commie Child Becomes a Man (still a Commie)
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Re: Slugger Shavings 2040.05 - Commie Child Becomes a Man (still a Commie)
Well, I stand up next to Ohio
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I stand up next to Ohio
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I strike out all the pieces, sit they ass right on down
Might even raise a little goose egg
'Cause I'm a commie child
Nondenominational Lord knows I'm a commie child
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I stand up next to Ohio
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I strike out all the pieces, sit they ass right on down
Might even raise a little goose egg
'Cause I'm a commie child
Nondenominational Lord knows I'm a commie child
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