Slugger Shavings 2038.7 - Two effing RBI away
Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:02 pm
"Maybe if I had some teammates who could get on base, it would be a different story," said Semei Kwakou in response to my question about how it felt missing the Johnson League triple crown by two measly RBI.
"Of course, our dumbass owner/manager didn't play me against LHP for quite a few sims, so I blame him too."
Despite not winning the triple crown in his rookie season, Kwakou did lead the Johnson in WAR with 7.4.
"I understand Semei's frustration," said dumbass owner/manager Stephen Shaw, "so I will be slipping him an under-the-table bonus of a $50 gift card to Olive Garden. Endless breadsticks can solve any problem."
"Of course, our dumbass owner/manager didn't play me against LHP for quite a few sims, so I blame him too."
Despite not winning the triple crown in his rookie season, Kwakou did lead the Johnson in WAR with 7.4.
"I understand Semei's frustration," said dumbass owner/manager Stephen Shaw, "so I will be slipping him an under-the-table bonus of a $50 gift card to Olive Garden. Endless breadsticks can solve any problem."