(AP - LOUISVILLE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE)
Panic, or ecstasy, reigned in the Louisville locker room today as rumors of an early-morning blockbuster deal began to emerge from new GM sjshaw's office (along with tremendous amounts of pungent smoke wafting from under the door). It's unclear whether players are upset that they're being traded... or that they're not.
"GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE," screamed team leader C Shag 'Clothesline' Hopkins, as he set fires in locker room trash cans.
Longtime SP Kevin Morales seemed resigned to leaving town. "I'm the only decent one left, so it's pretty obvious I'm gone," said Morales, as last year's rookie sensation SP Augusto Sánchez gave him ludicrous amounts of side-eye.
If Morales is indeed gone, the question remains: who else is going with him? And more importantly, who is coming back TO this now-literal trash fire of a locker room?
New, and very high GM sjshaw isn't saying, but he did order locker room attendants to adorn one locker with two Hammer and Sickle flags. It's unclear if that is some sort of clue or if he's just gone full communist in his old age.
More to come....
Slugger Shavings 2038.5 - Panic in the Clubhouse
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Re: Slugger Shavings 2038.5 - Panic in the Clubhouse
Makes sense. Going to Louisville is a lot like being housed in a gulag.
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