Slugger Shavings 2038.7 - Two effing RBI away

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Slugger Shavings 2038.7 - Two effing RBI away

Post by sjshaw » Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:02 pm

"Maybe if I had some teammates who could get on base, it would be a different story," said Semei Kwakou in response to my question about how it felt missing the Johnson League triple crown by two measly RBI.

"Of course, our dumbass owner/manager didn't play me against LHP for quite a few sims, so I blame him too."

Despite not winning the triple crown in his rookie season, Kwakou did lead the Johnson in WAR with 7.4.

"I understand Semei's frustration," said dumbass owner/manager Stephen Shaw, "so I will be slipping him an under-the-table bonus of a $50 gift card to Olive Garden. Endless breadsticks can solve any problem."
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Re: Slugger Shavings 2038.7 - Two effing RBI away

Post by RonCo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:22 pm

Words to live by.
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