Do you
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:34 pm
ever get the feeling people look at you like you have a red nose, spinning bow tie and over sized shoes? This morning I was asleep, next thing I know I'm on my backside on the floor, yes I'd fallen out of bed. I expected sympathy of the wife but I got "what you doing?" I fell out of bed said I "stupid man". So anyway the day went on and daughter number 1 phones, the wife is glad to tell her I fell out of bed, sympathy coming "was he drunk?" Is daughter number 1's reaction.
Daughter number 2, her reaction "hes getting old", number 3's reaction "as he been growing weed again?" Daughter number 4's reaction, shes my favourite as she asks "did he break anything?" Wifes answer "no but he knocked the lamp off" daughter number 4 reply "least it didnt break, daughter number 4 Is no longer my favourite.
Daughter number 2, her reaction "hes getting old", number 3's reaction "as he been growing weed again?" Daughter number 4's reaction, shes my favourite as she asks "did he break anything?" Wifes answer "no but he knocked the lamp off" daughter number 4 reply "least it didnt break, daughter number 4 Is no longer my favourite.