Beware the Chickens!

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Beware the Chickens!

Post by GoldenOne » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:32 am

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Re: Beware the Chickens!

Post by bschr682 » Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:05 am

I’m unsure where that link was supposed to take me but if it’s the ups guy duking it out with the chicken I saw 2 days ago let me tell you this.

That shits real. Chickens are evil to delivery people and geese are soooo much worse. I don’t even get out of the truck if you have loose fowl...
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Re: Beware the Chickens!

Post by shoeless.db » Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:09 am

bschr682 wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:05 am
I’m unsure where that link was supposed to take me but if it’s the ups guy duking it out with the chicken I saw 2 days ago let me tell you this.

That shits real. Chickens are evil to delivery people and geese are soooo much worse. I don’t even get out of the truck if you have loose fowl...
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Re: Beware the Chickens!

Post by bschr682 » Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:27 pm

Wow. #shotsfired
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Re: Beware the Chickens!

Post by GoldenOne » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:51 pm

bschr682 wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:05 am
I’m unsure where that link was supposed to take me but if it’s the ups guy duking it out with the chicken I saw 2 days ago let me tell you this.

That shits real. Chickens are evil to delivery people and geese are soooo much worse. I don’t even get out of the truck if you have loose fowl...
Yes, that was supposed to be the video. I'll agree with you on geese too - those effers are mean.
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Re: Beware the Chickens!

Post by Clayman » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:51 pm

It was a rooster they'll protect their territory and ladies to the death, our rooster Winston Churchill goes for the backs of your legs when you get close to the Chickens. We also have geese, mainly for eggs but they make great guard dogs. We have a letter box at the end of the drive saves the postman coming to the house, however if he has a parcel he'll come to the house but doesn't get out if the geese are lurking.
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Re: Beware the Chickens!

Post by shoeless.db » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:38 pm

Brett is your ups guy? Small world.
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