Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
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Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
I have players that fit your fetishes. You have players that fit mine. Let's throw our keys in the bowl and swing a bit.
Let's set the mood a bit here:
2B Bill Moody, age 21 -- he's that big-titted blonde you find yourself unable to stop staring at despite the dirty looks from your wife. Oh, you want this guy... you want him... are those double D's... yes they are...
OF Bayissa Mbaya, age 23 -- oooh... Nigerian... how exotic! And just look at the figure on this guy... those biceps... he'll go all the way... he won't stop a third...
OF Sadettin Tanju, age 19 -- another big rack but still a teen for you perverts out there...
C Johnny Bernard, age 19 -- for those of you into a little more experimentation... I have a guy who doesn't mind hitting from both sides of the plate, if you know what I mean... and he loves being the catcher in the relationship... ooohhh... just look at the way he walks...
RP Pedro Martinez, age 21 -- mmm, yeah... that's the stuff... and his stuff just is going to get better... mmmm
RP Alonso Estrada, age 20 -- maybe you want even more stuff.. but you want her... errrr, him... to be a bit of a bad boy... naughty, naughty
or... let me know if there's another spec you eyed from across the room... I'm sure we can discuss finding a private room for you two...
let's bundle a bunch together if that's more your thing... a little trade orgy, if you will...
Let's set the mood a bit here:
2B Bill Moody, age 21 -- he's that big-titted blonde you find yourself unable to stop staring at despite the dirty looks from your wife. Oh, you want this guy... you want him... are those double D's... yes they are...
OF Bayissa Mbaya, age 23 -- oooh... Nigerian... how exotic! And just look at the figure on this guy... those biceps... he'll go all the way... he won't stop a third...
OF Sadettin Tanju, age 19 -- another big rack but still a teen for you perverts out there...
C Johnny Bernard, age 19 -- for those of you into a little more experimentation... I have a guy who doesn't mind hitting from both sides of the plate, if you know what I mean... and he loves being the catcher in the relationship... ooohhh... just look at the way he walks...
RP Pedro Martinez, age 21 -- mmm, yeah... that's the stuff... and his stuff just is going to get better... mmmm
RP Alonso Estrada, age 20 -- maybe you want even more stuff.. but you want her... errrr, him... to be a bit of a bad boy... naughty, naughty
or... let me know if there's another spec you eyed from across the room... I'm sure we can discuss finding a private room for you two...
let's bundle a bunch together if that's more your thing... a little trade orgy, if you will...
Sacramento Mad Popes
-- Pacific Champs 2040, 2042, 2043
Life is a bit more beautiful when time is measured by the half inning rather than the half hour.
-- Pacific Champs 2040, 2042, 2043
Life is a bit more beautiful when time is measured by the half inning rather than the half hour.
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
I'm uncomfortable.
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
This is the most uncomfortable I've felt since Stu was in Louisville
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
Pretty sure I don’t want what they’re trading.
These people need pitching and hitting rubbers.
These people need pitching and hitting rubbers.
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
I clicked on this thread and now I’m locked out of my work computer
Worth it
Worth it
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
im distrubed. I really cant believe you missed the "Who's your daddy" reference on Pedro Martinez...
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
Any interest in Wang Wang? One prospect, twice the fun...
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Re: Sacramento Spec Block, After Dark
Oh, yeah... you know you wanted this bumped...
Sacramento Mad Popes
-- Pacific Champs 2040, 2042, 2043
Life is a bit more beautiful when time is measured by the half inning rather than the half hour.
-- Pacific Champs 2040, 2042, 2043
Life is a bit more beautiful when time is measured by the half inning rather than the half hour.
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