How Do You Like Your Talons Team News? Shaken or Stirred?

[jiminyhopkins]

With the latest Talons team news being a straight baseball news story, the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department (TEMAFPD) was wondering.... is this how people prefer their team news? Or would they rather have a bit of levity or meta-absurdity?

[shoeless.db]

Secret item not listed on the above menu: Talons only write absurdist, irreverent , and sardonic team news on the Liberty. Talons who?

[recte44]

You’re too good of a writer to deprive us of content.

[trmmilwwi]

I see you all along there jiminy!

[Trebro]

I always look on the site for new news from you man. Straight stats are cool but don't lose the humor. You're great at it. I can't even begin to be as good at that style and I'd love to be l.

But either way just post more man. You're a great member of the league

[Dington]

I always look on the site for new news from you man. Straight stats are cool but don't lose the humor. You're great at it. I can't even begin to be as good at that style and I'd love to be l.

But either way just post more man. You're a great member of the league

Damn you greasing him up for a trade? Get a room. Sheesh.

[Trebro]

I always look on the site for new news from you man. Straight stats are cool but don't lose the humor. You're great at it. I can't even begin to be as good at that style and I'd love to be l.

But either way just post more man. You're a great member of the league

Damn you greasing him up for a trade? Get a room. Sheesh.

Damn it, I've edited 5 times now and still no good reply. You win.

This time.

[GoldenOne]

"Both! Write more Team Newses please!"

I mean, the exclamation point is a little aggressive, and I definitely wouldnt use the word please when it comes to speaking with the Talons, but sure, go ahead and write some more. I may, or may not read them.

[CTBrewCrew]

I usually wait until 2 years to thank you on a old talons post