Yes, it was all your fault...
A decent slate of salty tears in Sim #5 including another derpoff (YAY!!) and a complete collapse by one team’s pitching.
The Walkoff Watch Terminology
balkoff When a pitcher balks in the winning run.
derpoff When a pitcher walks in the winning run, hits a batter with the bases full, or the winning run scores due to a wild pitch or error.
200-proof walkoff When the home team scores in the bottom of a previous inning to extend the game and then scores with a walkoff in a subsequent inning.
pimpoff When the home team scores a walkoff following the visiting team tying the game to cause extra innings (or more extra innings) or scoring what would have been the winning run if the home team hadn’t responded.
Table of Contents
Sim Team and Player Highlights
Sim Outcomes
The Nitty Gritty: Records of Elation and Despair
The Nitty Gritty: Heroes
The Nitty Gritty: Goats
The Nitty Gritty: Derps
Sim #5 Team and Player Highlights
- Calgary, 20-10 on the season, is 7-0 in 1-run games so huzzah!
- Another player added their name to the Silver Atlas leaderboard in Yellow Spring’s Tomás Borges
- On 4/30, Charm City was at Montreal and, in the bottom of the 8th inning they enjoyed an 8-2 lead. Jimmies pitcher Iván Molina surrendered a 2-run HR, but Charm City still had the Blazers in a 4-run hole going into the bottom of the 9th. The Jimmies allowed Molina to go back out to wrap up the 9th but he immediately gave up 2 singles. Just to be safe, Charm City’s manager put Lindsay Barber in what was still not a high-leverage situation. He proceeded to give up a single, a 2-run double, then a 3-run home run and just like that a 4-run lead led to the Jimmies shuffling off the field as Montreal celebrated the 9-8 walkoff
- Another derpoff this Sim as Montreal’s Carlton Casson walked Edmonton’s Jorge Rincón with the bases loaded in a 7-6 loss
- Charm City, Montreal, and Vancouver were all split a pair of walkoffs in Sim #5
2050 – Sim #5 Outcomes
Date: Hero (TM) v Goat (TM); INN(deficit: 0=tied, -1, -2, etc.); details of scoring play; final(special note if applicable)
Apr 28: Ricardo Yánez (LOU) v Sebastian Seabert (TC); 9th(1); 2-RUN HR scores Ricardo Yánez, Reed Graham; 7-6
Apr 28: Okyay Nisancî (SAC) v Nasih bin Amid (VAN); 9th(0); DOUBLE scores Keaton Guest; 3-2
Apr 29: Carlos Arroyo (VAN) v Del Willis (LB); 9th(1); 2-RUN HR scores Carlos Arroyo, Luis Peña; 4-3(p)
Apr 30: Fuad Demirel (MON) v Lindsay Barber (CCJ); 9th(4); 3-RUN HR scores Fuad Demirel, José Méndez, Coy Skinner; 9-8
May 01: Tomás Borges (YS9) v Luis Piña (DM); 11th(0); GRAND SLAM scores Tomás Borges, Natsume Kondo, Burhan Tahir, Stewart Illingworth; 7-3
May 02: Chris Thomas (CLG) v Seung-cheol Kim (JAX); 9th(0); SOLO HR scores Chris Thomas; 3-2
May 04: Colm Alker (CCJ) v Manuel Barrera (BOI); 9th(1); 2-RUN HR scores Colm Alker, Gary Allen; 4-3(p)
May 04: Luis Estrada (NO) v Damian Taylor (ELP); 9th(0); SINGLE scores Jared Boll; 8-7(p)
May 04: Jorge Rincón (EDM) v Carlton Casson (MON); 9th(0); WALK scores Wyle Tupin; 7-6(d)
(b) – balkoff
(d) – derpoff
(cc) – 200-proof walkoff
(p) – pimpoff
2051 Nitty Gritty
The Nitty Gritty: Team Standings
TEAM – # of walkoffs (W-L in walkoff games),# of 1-run games (W-L in 1-run games)
Las Vegas Hustlers -1 (1-0, 1.000), 10 (4-6, .400) 1.000
New Orleans Crawdads -4 (4-0, 1.000), 10 (7-3, .700) 1.000
San Antonio Outlaws -1 (1-0, 1.000), 6 (3-3, .500) 1.000
Brooklyn Robins -1 (1-0, 1.000), 5 (3-2, .600) 1.000
Calgary Pioneers -3 (3-0, 1.000), 7 (7-0, 1.000) 1.000
Nashville Bluebirds -3 (3-0, 1.000), 7 (5-2, .714) 1.000
Valencia Stars -1 (1-0, 1.000), 4 (1-3, .250) 1.000
Chicago Black Sox -4 (3-1, .750), 5 (3-2, .600) .750
Sacramento Mad Popes -4 (3-1, .750), 10 (4-6, .400) .750
Louisville Sluggers -3 (2-1, .667), 10 (7-3, .700) .667
Charlotte Cougars -2 (1-1, .500), 11 (6-5, .545) .500
Charm City Jimmies -2 (1-1, .500), 8 (5-3, .625) .500
Phoenix Talons -2 (1-1, .500), 12 (5-7, .417) .500
Seattle Storm -2 (1-1, .500), 6 (4-2, .667) .500
Portland Lumberjacks -2 (1-1, .500), 11 (6-5, .545) .500
Edmonton Jackrabbits -4 (2-2, .500), 11 (5-6, .455) .500
Hawaii Tropics -2 (1-1, .500), 5 (3-2, .600) .500
Yellow Springs Nine -4 (2-2, .500), 8 (3-5, .375) .500
San Fernando Bears -3 (1-2, .333), 5 (2-3, .400) .333
Atlantic City Gamblers -3 (1-2, .333), 5 (1-4, .200) .333
Madison Wolves -3 (1-2, .333), 12 (6-6, .500) .333
Vancouver Mounties -3 (1-2, .333), 11 (5-6, .455) .333
Twin Cities River Monsters -4 (1-3, .250), 10 (5-5, .500) .250
Montreal Blazers -5 (1-4, .200), 9 (3-6, .333) .200
Jacksonville Hurricane -1 (0-1, .000), 11 (8-3, .727) .000
Long Beach Surfers -1 (0-1, .000), 2 (0-2, .000) .000
Omaha Cyclones -1 (0-1, .000), 7 (1-6, .143) .000
Boise Spuds -2 (0-2, .000), 11 (3-8, .273) .000
Des Moines Kernels -2 (0-2, .000), 5 (4-1, .800) .000
Rockville Pikemen -1 (0-1, .000), 7 (2-5, .286) .000
El Paso Chilis -2 (0-2, .000), 7 (1-6, .143) .000
Come on, Mexico City! Get your shit together. You’ll like it, we promise!:
Mexico City Aztecs -0 (0-0, n/a), 8 (6-2, .750) n/a
The Nitty Gritty: Heroes
Silver Atlas 2051 Standings:
1. Todd Tatlock (NO) - 2
(tie) Théo Bourges (NSH) - 2
(tie) Tomás Borges^ - 2
32 tied with (1)
ATC John Oliver
BOI
BRK Mike LeBlanc^
CLG Larry Stinson
Adam Backhouse
CHA Aaron Haney
CCJ
CHI Hyeon-uk Hong
Badr Isam
Aarnoud Budding^
DM
EDM Juan Solís
ELP
HAW Ron Shiplack^
JAX
LV Jen-Kan Zhai
LB
LOU Reed Graham
MAD Elmer Stickles
MEX
MON
NSH Théo Bourges (2)
Dennis French
NO Todd Tatlock (2)
Jared Boll
OMA
PHX Weaver Ripley
POR Tynan Potter
ROC
SAC Jay Pochin
Mike Campbell^
SA Ramón Pagán
SF Marcello Custello
SEA Jorge Aranda
TC Lúcio Cuellar
VAL Kyle Baker
VAN
YS9 Tomás Borges^
Silver Goat 2051 Standings:
1. Anthony Annear (MON) - 2
36 tied with (1)
ATC Woody Tyler
Chris Hilliard
BOI Xi-wang Ti
Manuel Barrera^
BRK
CLG
CHA Mike MacRobb
CCJ Lindsay Barber^
CHI Fernando Bruno
DM Bill Keil
Luis Piña^
EDM Juan Santana
Carlos Rodda
ELP Hotha Buyoya
Damian Taylor^
HAW Denny Hamilton
JAX Seung-cheol Kim^
LV
LB Del Willis^
LOU Al Colbert
MAD Dana Pualani
MEX
MON Anthony Annear (2)^
José Duarte
Carlton Casson^
NSH
NO
OMA Elliot Woodger^
PHX Tiernan O'Macken
POR Armando Castro
ROC Juan Manuel
SAC Adrian Kraft
SA
SF Alan Gray
Jimmy Bumble^
SEA Francisco Concepción^
TC Jarod Rodda
José Castro
Sebastian Seabert^
VAN Paul England
Nasih bin Amid^
YS9 Derrick Chaney
Gerald Rogers
The Nitty Gritty: Derps
2051 Derp Count:
1. MAD e-Bin Wan ( C ),
(tie) MON BB-Carlton Casson (P)
