2043 FUBARs of the Sim - Sim Seis

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2043 FUBARs of the Sim - Sim Seis

Post by 7teen » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:16 am

Sorry guys. Time to play catch up on these. I missed two sims in a row due to vacation, my son's baseball games, and a neighbor war over why I'm not self quarantining myself nor paying him to seal his driveway.... Without further ado, here is Sim 6 FUBARs. To be followed by Sim 7.

May 5
None

May 6
None

May 7
Brooklyn 15 - Wichita 2
The Robins marched all over the Aviators here, not only outscoring them 15 to 2, but outhitting them 20 to 5 as well. Fernando Cruz had a homerun as one of his 3 hits in the game. Cruz went 3 for 5 but had 2 Runs scored and an impressive 6 runs batted in for the Robins. Every Robins player scored in this game with the exception of Ignacio Venegas. Every player, including the two pinch hitters used by Brooklyn, tallied a hit. Montoya and Rojas, pitchers for Wichita, combined to allow 12 runs in the game as each allowed 6.

Louisville 15 - Vancouver 2
Same day, same score. You never like to see it. And by that I mean a Heartland team FUBARing a Pacific team. But then again, if its going to happen I guess Vancouver is the place for it to happen. This one was FUBARd after the second inning as the Sluggers scored 7 in the first and 5 more in the 2nd and was up 12-0 before the handful of fans even found their seats in Vancouver. Theo Bourges led the charge for Louisville, going 4 for 5 with a homerun, 3 runs scored, and 5 batted in. The homerun was his 13th of the season. Miguel Ayala was roughed up in that first inning for Vancouver, allowing all 7 of the runs while failing to record a 3rd out.

May 8
Madison 15 - Long Beach 4
Here we go again. Madison scored 6 in the 5th and 5 in the 8th to push this one into FUBAR territory. The Surfers did their best to get out of the FUBAR loss with a pair of runs in the 8th and 9th innings but it wasn't enough. Andrew Torres and Salvador Allende each produced 3 RBI for the Wolves while Brewer, Gomez, and O'Connor provided two each. Long Beach used an impressive 8 arms on the mound in this one, including POSITION PLAYER Mario Deortez who needed just 1 pitch to record the final out in the top of the 9th inning. If he never pitches again, he'll hold the honor of the best pitching split of all-time.

May 9
None

May 10
None

May 11
Louisville 20 - Long Beach 1
Uh!? Lane? C'mon now! Long Beach did hold a 1-0 lead after 1 inning of play. So at least there is that! That's before Semi Kwakou just took over with the best FUBAR performance to date. Kwakou went 5 for 6 in the contest. His 5 hits included a pair of homeruns the first of which was a grand slam. He added a double and two singles as well. But he also scored 5 runs and had 10, yes 10 RBI!!!!! Hoping to ride the momentum of Deortez's solid performance in their last FUBAR loss, Long Beach turned to THREE POSITION PLAYERS in this one. I mean, they couldn't do worse than Galetto (6 runs, 1.1 IP) or Lean (8 runs in 3.1 IP) right? And they didn't. Ira Sanchez only threw 8 strikes in 26 pitches but allowed just 1 run in 1.1 innings pitched despite 3 walks and 1 hit. Miguel Suarez didn't fair as well, allowing 4 runs on 2 hits and 2 walks while getting a lone out. But it was CARGO that came to the rescue. Gonzalez came in and threw strikes. In fact, he threw 4 of them in 5 pitches and recorded the final 2 outs of the contest and has a perfect pitching resume now like Deortez!

Standings
JL AtlanticWinsLosses
Atlantic City00
Brooklyn11
Charlotte00
Charm City21
Jacksonville01
Montreal01
New Orleans10
Rockville10
JL FrontierWinsLosses
Boise01
Calgary00
Edmonton00
Las Vegas00
Mexico City00
Phoenix00
San Antonio20
Wichita02
FL HeartlandWinsLosses
Chicago00
Des Moines00
Louisville21
Madison10
Nashville10
Omaha00
Twin Cities11
Yellow Springs00
FL PacificWinsLosses
Sacramento10
Hawaii00
Long Beach04
Portland00
San Fernando10
Seattle21
Valencia01
Vancouver01
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LB Surfers 95-96
FL Pac Champs: 95

Madison Wolves 99-2039
JL MW: 99-2009, 17, 20, 21
JL WC: 12
JL: 01, 04, 09, 12
FL Heartland: 32
FL WC: 31, 33
BBA Champs: 04, 09

Portland Lumberjacks 2040-
FL Pacific: 50
FL WC: 49, 51
FL Champs: 49, 51

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Re: 2043 FUBARs of the Sim - Sim Seis

Post by Lane » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:55 am

Not sure what you're complaining about, Chris. Seems to me that this would be a rather boring feature without Long Beach's contributions.
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Re: 2043 FUBARs of the Sim - Sim Seis

Post by 7teen » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:57 am

Lane wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:55 am
Not sure what you're complaining about, Chris. Seems to me that this would be a rather boring feature without Long Beach's contributions.
You may have a point there. The best part of the feature for me now has turned to whether Long Beach used a position player to pitch.
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LB Surfers 95-96
FL Pac Champs: 95

Madison Wolves 99-2039
JL MW: 99-2009, 17, 20, 21
JL WC: 12
JL: 01, 04, 09, 12
FL Heartland: 32
FL WC: 31, 33
BBA Champs: 04, 09

Portland Lumberjacks 2040-
FL Pacific: 50
FL WC: 49, 51
FL Champs: 49, 51

Vic Caleca TN of the Year 2046

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