Here at the offices of Makeover Monday, our crack intern staff got wind of some inter-office memos coming out of Phoenix, that the Talons (more in-particular, the GM) were "upset" by the recent trends of the BBA's Makeover Monday series. We here at Makeover Monday decided to reach to GM Marko in the spirit of good faith to get to the bottom of the issue.
After spending some time on the phone with Sean, (who as best as we can determined) was offered countless Snickers bars while on the call. However, his "Royal case of the Ass" as his assistant said, did not subside, and was only increased by his enormous consumption of Lagavulin 16, which he says he consumes because he is "Handsome & Famous". He even brought in random Talons interns in during the call just to punch in the nose, to prove his disgust of the BBA feature.
He went on to tell us that his best friend who is in the a biker gang called the "Crimson Dragons" could do a better job with the makeover. It was at was at this point in the call where we heard random gun shots being fired. We were told afterwards that GM Marko tends to shoot at his office ceiling while drinking his Lagavulin 16. After which it got quiet on the call, quiet as a whore-house on a Sunday morning type quiet. Marko then broke down and sobbed murmuring....."why weren't' we done first....why weren't we done first..."
Marko then went on to ramble on how he claims to have the worlds largest collection of domesticated big horn sheep (with 2). At that point on the call we decided to end the conversation, as the Talons staff was able to shuffle Marko out of the room as he passed out from too much Lagavulin 16.
We were able to reach out to the leader of the Crimson Dragons biker gang, Mustache Bill. Bill is 6-10 and weight 300lbs, and loves to sketch while listening to smooth jazz. Bill was kind enough to provide us with his sketches on what he and his fellow Crimson Dragon Sean "Big Daddy" Marko came up with.
So without further ado... your Makeover Monday 2043 Phoenix Talons provided by Mustache Bill.
Hats
Unis
Who am I to argue with 6-10 300lb Mustache Bill and his "designs"
Hats will be available soon in the BBA Shop
Enjoy!
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