King of the Whiff?

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King of the Whiff?

Post by RonCo » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:18 am

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Recent news articles and podcast conversations got me interested in the performance of Louisville’s Hugh Mangrouthormone, specifically the strikeout side of things. I mean, sure, the guy is slated to hit 72 homers this year, but that would still fall short of Long Chamberlain’s 73, right? It’s the guy’s projection of 248 strikeouts that would be the record.

Or would it?

No. It would not. A quick look at the career leaderboards for seasonal strikeouts say that he would still fall behind Hall of Famer Charles Puckett’s 259—a tally he created at age 44 while drawing a paycheck with the Greenville organization (currently Jacksonville). That sorry case aside, though, Humangrouthormone’s performance in 2041 would be a record.

Except, of course, he’s not the projected K leader for 2041.

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That would be Phoenix center fielder Weaver Ripley, who is on a path to sit down an astonishing 276 times this season, a figure that would go far above and beyond the needful to claim the throne. (Weaver was once asked why he strikes out so often, and he responded “I want to prolong my career, and a strikeout is easier on the body than grounding out.”)

It’s an interesting thing, the strike out. Teams and fans have long argued about the value of the K vs. the cost of it. Pitchers, of course, love them because it’s the one way to make sure nothing bad happens. But fans of the big hit love them, too—or at least they don’t see them as a problem, which is weird in a way. Fans and baseball folks value the strike out when they are in the field, but also value them when they are hitting. It really doesn’t make sense, but we are, after all, human. Sense is what we say it is when we point to it, or something like that.

Anyway, it may be of interest that the BBA has seen, as of 2041, a total of 61 seasons of 200 or more strike outs. Of those 61, seven (over 10%) of those seasons have happened in the past two years. To give you an idea of how the game has changed, in the pre-modern era of 1973-1994, a twenty-one season span, only three such seasons were created.


(trivia question: who was the first BBA player to record a 200+ strikeout season? – Answer is at the end)

Taking this a bit wider, when we look at BBA history in 5-season bands, we can see an even more interesting factoid in that the past decade has see a stratospheric rise in the number of 200K seasons, with 28—nearly 50% of all—coming since 2030

Here’s the breakdown:

Years200K Seasons
1985-19892
1990-19941
1995-19995
2000-20045
2005-20093
2010-20143
2015-20191
2020-20245
2025-20298
2030-203415
2035-204013
Grand Total61
FUN FACT: To date, despite this trend, there has never been a 200+ strikeout hitter in the UMEBA
Perhaps it’s of interest to note that, including 2040, the past six seasons have seen a small drop-of from the previous five (from 15 to 13 such seasons). Of course, the fact must also be stated that, including Weaver and Humangrouthormone, there are a total of eight players who project to join this list in 2041.

This, of course, will not happen. Big strikeout seasons are being endured more often than ever before, but still the league has never seen more than five such events in a single season, and that was back in 2032 when Dong-soo Chon, Sam Adams, Robert Gowron, Gabriel Talamante, and Juan Rodriguez all registered between 202 and 209 whiffs.

Patience only goes so far.

GMs will only allow so much.

That’s the theory, at least.

Will, for example, Mexico City allow Joey Newhouse to see 600 plate appearances if he keeps posting that -.5 WAR he’s done so far? Same kind of question for CCJ’s William Drew, though Drew did post 3.7 WAR last year, so the leash is longer for him. Talamante seems to have free reign in Wichita again, so he’s a probable 200+er, but the came can’t really be said for Montreal’s Jim Antolin or Vegas’s Mike England. What Portland is going to do with Hedde Veenman is anyone’s guess, but we’d say 200+ Ks will not be spent on him.

So, yeah, I don’t think we’ll see 8 guys whiff 200 or more times.

What do I know, though. That’s why they play the games, right?



(trivia answer: Rock Thundercrotch, with 204 in 1985 ... that's Mr. Thundercrotch to you ... )
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by Rubaboo » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:25 am

I sincerely hope that someone can eclipse Puckett's K total during his sham season in Greenville. That's definitely a record in need of some White-Out.
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by recte44 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:49 pm

Thundercrotch is a freaking awesome name

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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by RonCo » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:54 pm

recte44 wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:49 pm
Thundercrotch is a freaking awesome name
I had to include the trivia question just so I could type it.
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by jiminyhopkins » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:50 pm

We'll keep letting Weaver Ripley play, yeah he's off to a crappy start but something about his four straight 30-30 seasons keeps our hopes up.
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by CTBrewCrew » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:57 pm

Madison May have to add another entry to its HOF...
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by 7teen » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:58 am

Clearly this feature has indicated to me that we need a:

Stone Thundercrotch
Pebble Thundercrotch
Gravel Thurndercroth

As created players just so we can keep using the name.
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by sjshaw » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:05 pm

Hugh is a god
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by Fat Nige » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:16 pm

Perhaps we need to add a new category of created ammies just so we can keep names like this alive lol?

Another thing that got me thinking of is perhaps players that don’t quite make it into the HOF before sliding off the ballot could come back as their son ‘xxxxx jr’ in the next amateur draft to give them a second chance at it?
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by shoeless.db » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:34 pm

7teen wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:58 am
Clearly this feature has indicated to me that we need a:

Stone Thundercrotch
Pebble Thundercrotch
Gravel Thurndercroth

As created players just so we can keep using the name.
I was thinking more on the following lines:

Paper Thundercrotch
Scissors Thundercrotch
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by shoeless.db » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:36 pm

Scissors Thundercrotch sounds like a lesbian professional wrestler name, or, at the very least, it’s a great roller derby name.
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Re: King of the Whiff?

Post by CTBrewCrew » Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:36 pm

shoeless.db wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:36 pm
Scissors Thundercrotch sounds like a lesbian professional wrestler name, or, at the very least, it’s a great roller derby name.
That was my stage name in college ;)
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