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Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by RonCo » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:22 pm

BLOOD PRESSURE RISES ACROSS HEARTLAND

In what may be the wildest swings of any division, every fan of Heartland division teams finds themselves trying to catch their breaths and figure out what’s going to happen. The entire group of five squads is now 1.5 games apart from each other, with Des Moines, Omaha, and Yellow Springs effectively in a dead heat at the top.

Technically, the nine are ahead on points, registering a 31-30 record good for a .50819 winning percentage, while the Hawks and Kernels stand at 32-31, a .50793 rate. So, the difference is .00026 points—which, after the shitstorm of a start the Nine have laid down, is good enough for YS9 fans.

“Stop the season now,” chanted fans from the Bleed Nine Red fan club as they gathered around the commissioner’s office last night.

Twin Cities, a club that started the season like it may never lose a game, is a game back at 31-32, and Madison, whose opening frames have been Nine-like putrid, have bounced back to 31-33, a game a half back.

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“This has traditionally been a strong division,” said Baseball Review analyst Gayle Combs, “so it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that we’re seeing this kind of a tussle.”

Sources close to each team have become quite on the topic of what kinds of moves their clubs might be planning as the All-Star break, and then the trade deadline nears. “There’s a lot of baseball to be played,” said on anonymous Twin Cities representative. “What is the price of land in Portland?” asked another, adding that he was “asking for a friend.” Members of a third club said they weren’t sure what was happening, but it’s like someone in the front office finally woke up and remembered there was a season going on.

“Top to bottom, this is the closest division in the league,” Combs said. “And there’s a lot at stake here, given the restructuring that will be going on soon. GMs get trade fever at times like this, so you can probably expect some really stupid mistakes to come from any direction.”

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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by Lane » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:51 pm

You call it a dog fight, but it looks more like a mosh pit of mediocrity to me.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by felipe » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:16 am

What a crap division

Clearly not even worth talking about

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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by 7teen » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:47 am

"Price of land in Portland" nice.

Rumor is Madison's main move is firing its GM. And that might be the best move they've ever made!
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by usnspecialist » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:03 am

Lane wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:51 pm
You call it a dog fight, but it looks more like a mosh pit of mediocrity to me.
Ya if this is a dog fight than it involves a bunch of toothless corgis.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by RonCo » Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:06 pm

usnspecialist wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:03 am
Lane wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:51 pm
You call it a dog fight, but it looks more like a mosh pit of mediocrity to me.
Ya if this is a dog fight than it involves a bunch of toothless corgis.
Maybe we'll gum you to death.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by RonCo » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:46 am

Opens news page to see bigish week for Heartland overall. Four of five teams now over.500.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by 7teen » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:53 am

RonCo wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:06 pm
usnspecialist wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:03 am
Lane wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:51 pm
You call it a dog fight, but it looks more like a mosh pit of mediocrity to me.
Ya if this is a dog fight than it involves a bunch of toothless corgis.
Maybe we'll gum you to death.
Madison is 9-1 against the Pacific Division in our last 10 games. I would mention we "gummed" San Fernando to death the last 7 times we've played but that would just be rude!
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by Spiccoli » Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:03 am

lol... I'm not going to argue about the fight for mediocrity....

Especially after sweeping California in 4 games last week and taking 2 of 3 from Long Beach... (Chris Kelly finally remembered he was really good)

It's not like there's any team running away with the Frick league right now. Parody seems at an all time high.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by jleddy » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:23 pm

Spiccoli wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:03 am
Parody seems at an all time high.
Freudian slip? :P
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by usnspecialist » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:59 pm

7teen wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:53 am
RonCo wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:06 pm
usnspecialist wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:03 am


Ya if this is a dog fight than it involves a bunch of toothless corgis.
Maybe we'll gum you to death.
Madison is 9-1 against the Pacific Division in our last 10 games. I would mention we "gummed" San Fernando to death the last 7 times we've played but that would just be rude!
Touche. Of course I could retort by pointing out that the last time a current heartland team won the Landis was 30!!!! seasons ago.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by RonCo » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:12 pm

usnspecialist wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:59 pm
Touche. Of course I could retort by pointing out that the last time a current heartland team won the Landis was 30!!!! seasons ago.
Only because we booted Loserville.

We had our standards back in the day.
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by Spiccoli » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:42 pm

jleddy wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:23 pm
Spiccoli wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:03 am
Parody seems at an all time high.
Freudian slip? :P
Lol... whoops
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Re: Heartland Dogfight Ensues

Post by 7teen » Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:59 pm

usnspecialist wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:59 pm
7teen wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:53 am
Madison is 9-1 against the Pacific Division in our last 10 games. I would mention we "gummed" San Fernando to death the last 7 times we've played but that would just be rude!
Touche. Of course I could retort by pointing out that the last time a current heartland team won the Landis was 30!!!! seasons ago.
But that would be rude. I'm glad you didn't point it out.
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