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Saint Sofia Tribune Is. 4

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:33 pm
by gcsii99
Sofia - "Why are there so many First Basemen? I mean WHY!!!????"

Those are the words overheard from the office of new GM Greg Smothers, presumably as he perused the list of players in the CKSA organization. Currently, there are over 35 first basemen in the organization accounting for nearly 1/4th of the players.

"Wait, is the UMEBA trying out some new rule with a second first base?"

Rumour had it that scouts had been told to only sign 1st basemen, with little regard to talent, stats or age. Many on the roster seem to have been out of baseball completely before securing a paying job with the CKSA franchise.

"I like big sweaty guys as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous...wait that sounded better in my head..."

Club insiders seem to believe a "correction" could be in the works and soon.