September 1, 2042
by Anonymous
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“I did not break my leg as an excuse to go home to our annual cheese festival in September!” Whooly cried. “I am a loyal member of this organization!”
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Whooly’s loyalty is not in question. Unfortunately, his loyalty lies amongst Wisconsin cows. Apparently, our goat cheese is not good enough for him here in Kuwait.
“We are currently investigating this injury and his quick departure back to the great lakes” said Nason. “As luck would have it, we were excited to bring up Ken Hall, but he had a season ending injury just as we were prepared to give him a shot in the Bigs. We wish him a speedy recovery and hope he can fill a void in centerfield next season.”
Unfortunately, Nason was unable to successfully move some of these veterans to winning teams before the trade deadline, so It will be interesting to see who sticks around after this disastrous premiere.