It took longer than expected. Several seasons in fact. But it appears the Portland farm system has received perfection, at least in the eyes of General Manager Chris Wilson. "Guys, it took me quite some time to accomplish this but we have finally achieved perfection in our farm system. We have assembled the greatest collection of coaches to ever patrol a dugout, teach hitting, and teach pitching. I personally feel that these guys are all like fine wine and will continue to get better with age. Honestly, I've won two Landis/Brewster titles and lost a few more, but I think this is my proudest accomplishment during my time in this league."
Wilson then unveiled his greatest masterpiece.
that’s awesome
