Hold My Log - 51.14 - It's Been How Long?

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Hold My Log - 51.14 - It's Been How Long?

Post by 7teen » Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:10 am

It's been over a month (real time) since we last heard any information out of the Portland Lumberjacks. The rumors as to why have been rampant.... Was Wilson dead in a ditch while a meth tweaker raped his corpse? Did Kate have complications over a breast reduction surgery gone wrong? Was everyone on the team jacking off to Ernest McBride's stats? Or was the team just in a constant celebratory mood and too lazy to give out any information after going 7-1 against the Nashville Bluebirds this season? All viable rumors considering things with Portland but all would be false. Well, some could ultimately be true but we'll leave which up to your imaginations.

Truth be told, the PR department has just been a little busy of late but is starting to come out of hibernation. Slowly. As the department awakens from its summer slumber, many around the league will be pleased to see that Portland is still in first place in the Frick League Pacific. A place many pre-season predictors did not have them in 2051. Much like 2050. But unlike last year, this year could continue to be a dogfight not only for the division but for a spot in the post-season.

Portland sits a mere 1.5 games atop the division over Sacramento but is only 6.5 games from being out of the post-season all together. Some would say that's a pretty comfortable lead. But not the Lumberjacks.

"I remember all to well the near collapse of 2049" Wilson stated, rubbing the crust from his eyes and trying to block the bright, 9 AM sun from his eyes. "Things looked in the bag that year too and we wound up playing an extra game that year just to enter the post-season." Wilson may also forget the team was 2 wins away from a Landis that year as well.

Before we hit the league with a late season barrage of team news which mainly highlight the gloriousness that is Ernest McBride, we just felt it was best to warn you other plebians in advance. Portland is back and ready to write!

And ready to choke away the post-season. :coffee:
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Re: Hold My Log - 51.14 - It's Been How Long?

Post by Dington » Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:43 pm

1-7 vs Portland and 0-4 vs Sacramento. Ugh. Besides that I'm great.
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Re: Hold My Log - 51.14 - It's Been How Long?

Post by 7teen » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:14 pm

Dington wrote:
Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:43 pm
1-7 vs Portland and 0-4 vs Sacramento. Ugh. Besides that I'm great.
Playing in the weaker Heartland will do that.
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FL WC: 31, 33
BBA Champs: 04, 09

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FL Pacific: 50
FL WC: 49, 51
FL Champs: 49, 51

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Re: Hold My Log - 51.14 - It's Been How Long?

Post by Dington » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:29 pm

7teen wrote:
Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:14 pm
Dington wrote:
Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:43 pm
1-7 vs Portland and 0-4 vs Sacramento. Ugh. Besides that I'm great.
Playing in the weaker Heartland will do that.
Just took my foot off the gas when I face you weaklings.
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