Last month, in a promotional night turned bad, 3 young Vancouver Mounties fans were rushed to the hospital. In a game the Lumberjacks lost 4-3, 3 fans, all around the age of 12, were rushed to nearby Portland Memorial Hospital just miles away from the Trail at Multnomah complaining of stomach issues. The names of the ill was not released, but Doctor Johnny Fever from PMH did issue a statement after the game confirming the trio of youngsters were all from the Vancouver area across the U.S.-Canadian border. Today, nearly a month later, more details of the problem have surfaced. General Manager Chris Wilson commented today.
"We still can't disclose any of the names of those involved" commented Wilson, "and it's probably a good thing for the poor saps family that their name stays a secret. Who would have thought that fans from Vancouver would actually think a urinal cake was something to eat. My god, those people never cease to amaze me."
Wilson is referencing the fact that the game on May 14 was "Urinal Cake" cake night where all fans received a urinal cake to take home sponsored by Lysol. The night was a tongue in cheek slap across the face of the Mounties and their fans as Wilson has repeatedly referred to their city as a "urine infested smell of a city". In fact, others across the league have jumped on the bandwagon and have referred to the Mounties stadium in Vancouver as the "Outhouse" a subtle joke to its more accurate name the "Outpost". Three young lads mistakenly took the device, meant to cleanse and odorize a toilet, as an edible pastry.
Wilson rejected the offer to give the fans free tickets to the next time Vancouver plays in Portland. Wilson's only other comment was "keep those kids away from the laundry detergent for Christ's sake. And please, don't wash anymore urinal cakes down with yellow kool-aid."
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Got his medical degree from WKRP…working town to town up and down the dial….
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Got fired for saying "booger" on airCTBrewCrew wrote: ↑Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:54 pmGot his medical degree from WKRP…working town to town up and down the dial….
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