2051:11 Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

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2051:11 Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

Post by datom25 » Mon Jun 27, 2022 3:52 pm

Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

Sao Paulo: The St. Paul of South America

You might not think you know a lot about Sao Paulo.

But you know more than you think.

Sao Paulo is Portuguese for San Paolo, which is actually Italian for St. Paul. See, it’s easy!

What else? Well anyone familiar with Brazil will be able to tell you all about the city. It doesn’t have the beach of Rio de Janeiro, the Carnivale of Rio de Janeiro, the Olympics of Rio de Janiero or the massive giant Jesus on the hill of Rio de Janiero. And all these amazing tourist attractions make it the perfect marketing opportunity for RAMJACK Venture Capitalism, the newest private equity kid on the block.

“RAMJACK look for value, and what we see in Sao Paulo, is value”, said Executive Coach Stan H. Stansman. “Too often, value gets lost in the equation, but if you have value, and value is real, well that’s value you have to have, and we at RAMJACK, we value that value”

Being a macro-opolis like Sao Paulo, which means a really big place, means that space is of a premium. RAMJACK immediately saw an opportunity and built a baseball stadium much smaller than was practically useful. It’s called the Ballpark of Bucharest, named after a pet Coati named Bucharest that died in the arms of a Hungarian workman, when both were buried under 15000 tonnes of concrete.

“The ballpark dimensions play havoc with pitchers’ self-worth. This has two major effects. First, pitchers ask for less money. Second, when you drive down some else’s self-worth, you actually feel better about yourself. And I feel pretty great right now, I can tell you”

So do we, Stan, so do we.


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This letter is sponsored by RAMJACK Venture Capitalism, a subsidiary of the RAMJACK Corporation.

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Re: 2051:11 Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

Post by Jwalk100 » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:05 pm

Is Ramjack like slap chop or shake weight?
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Re: 2051:11 Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

Post by neugey » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:28 pm

Gotta save me some bitcoin and buy me some RAMJACK!!!
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Re: 2051:11 Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

Post by datom25 » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:43 am

Jwalk100 wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:05 pm
Is Ramjack like slap chop or shake weight?
RAMJACK is everything you want it to be. It's the RAMJACK user experience.
neugey wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:28 pm
Gotta save me some bitcoin and buy me some RAMJACK!!!
Good fellow. Crypto can fall as well as rise. RAMJACK is perpetual growth.

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Re: 2051:11 Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians

Post by bschr682 » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:14 am

Good stuff
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