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Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:08 am
by elkcat
Good morning. My name is Justin known as Elkcat. As the new GM of The Beirut Cedars I am pleased to announce my hiring. With the trials of a poor season put behind us, the team is at a time of great opportunity to build from the ground up.

Known for patience, opportunity and instruction, expect the Elkcat Cedars to build from within.

It would be premature to comment on my excitement for any player or what our lineup or roster will look like as we're currently evaluating our entire organization and the level of competition. We look forward to a great spring training.

On my horizon: Cracker Jack with pistachios instead of peanuts.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:31 am
by HoosierVic
Focusing on snack food as a first priority is probably the right call ...

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:31 am
by Fat Nige
A tin hat might also come in handy

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am
by shoeless.db
I was planning to build from within also. When I looked within, I found it to be quite barren. The excitement of the UMEBA will be to supply the pantry with some serviceable goods for the future. It’s a great time to be a part of it all.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:06 am
by bcslouck
shoeless.db wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am
The excitement of the UMEBA will be to supply the pantry with some serviceable goods for the future BBA stars to be taken in the Rule 6 draft.
Fixed it for you. :D

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:13 am
by shoeless.db
bcslouck wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:06 am
shoeless.db wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am
The excitement of the UMEBA will be to supply the pantry with some serviceable goods for the future BBA stars to be taken in the Rule 6 draft.
Fixed it for you. :D
Hmmm, I guess I could spend some PP to make my stars into disruptive messes no one would want.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:15 am
by bcslouck
shoeless.db wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:13 am
Hmmm, I guess I could spend some PP to make my stars into disruptive messes no one would want.
That would be hilarious. I like it. :lol:

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:45 am
by Spiccoli
shoeless.db wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am
I was planning to build from within also. When I looked within, I found it to be quite barren. The excitement of the UMEBA will be to supply the pantry with some serviceable goods for the future. It’s a great time to be a part of it all.
Scavenge the BBA cast offs like a vulture circling a dying animal.

The BBA's wannabe's/has been's are the UMEBA future All Stars....

After the 1st week of the season when all the BBA rosters have to cut players to make roster sizes... Blood in the water.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:56 pm
by elkcat
Thanks. Oh, I'm waiting. I'm in your waiver wires waiting for you to float me one for that 40man spot you really need...

I really like how everyone cares and is paying attention. I'm excited. Will make polishing this turd into a nicer turd with pistachios rewarding.

Going to the Brewer game tomorrow night. Lorenzo Cain Superhero Bobble. Maybe it'll be good luck.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:23 pm
by recte44
Got a lot of work to do. Projected at 49-113. Yikes

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:40 pm
by bschr682
elkcat wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:56 pm
Thanks. Oh, I'm waiting. I'm in your waiver wires waiting for you to float me one for that 40man spot you really need...

I really like how everyone cares and is paying attention. I'm excited. Will make polishing this turd into a nicer turd with pistachios rewarding.

Going to the Brewer game tomorrow night. Lorenzo Cain Superhero Bobble. Maybe it'll be good luck.
You know you cant claim anyone off BBA waivers right?

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:01 am
by elkcat
bschr682 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:40 pm


You know you cant claim anyone off BBA waivers right?

Am I doing something wrong? I haven't seen a player on waivers yet and no free agents that might play will talk to me.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:36 am
by bschr682
I have 8 guys on waivers. The free agent thing is normal. As an independent league a lot of players don’t want to play here.

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:41 am
by felipe
Don’t think I’d relish moving to Beruit either

Re: Beirut Cedars 2039 Preseason News

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:00 am
by Fat Nige
You certainly wouldn’t be taking your batting helmet off very often lol