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37.02CCA - Stelio Kontos Still Being Paid to Play Baseball... Somehow

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:04 am
by Spiccoli
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1B Stelio Kontos
.213 BA / .609 OPS/ 1 HR at UMEBA

At only 32 years old, Stelio Kontos has had an active baseball career.... but not particularly grand.

2023 - Drafted 5th Overall in the 1st Round of the 2033 Draft to the Omaha Barnstormers
2026 - Rated the 16th BBA Prospect
2030 - JL All-Star - 27 Game Hitting Streak. Hit 42 HR's and accumulated 4.8 WAR for Halifax
2034 - Hit .167 For Twin Cities before testing positive for PED's and suspended 80 games
2037 - Signed $600K contract for Cairo (UMEBA)

RATINGS
2030 - 8/9/6
2037 - 4/4/6

Starry Eyed Owner, Ryan Bond, jumped at the chance to sign the former All-Star despite the protestations from his Staff that Kontos wasn't taking care of himself or putting the work to stay on point. Despite having the 3rd highest salary on the team, Manager O'Naghten has benched Kontos for lack of production.

The long steady slide into infamy continues....

Re: 37.02CCA - Stelio Kontos Still Being Paid to Play Baseball... Somehow

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:37 pm
by bschr682
It’s a shame his career turned out that way

Re: 37.02CCA - Stelio Kontos Still Being Paid to Play Baseball... Somehow

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:03 am
by RonCo
Kontos apparently means "can't hit" in Latin.

Re: 37.02CCA - Stelio Kontos Still Being Paid to Play Baseball... Somehow

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:05 pm
by recte44
I’m paying Stelio Kontos to kick someone’s ass.