Where are the Turkey's?

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Where are the Turkey's?

Post by jaaahm » Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:28 pm

As new gm Jeff Williams stepped off the plane in Istanbul we searched left and right for the turkey's and saw none. You see Williams only took this job because his favorite food is turkey and seemed very disappointed of his surroundings. On the way to the stadium he continued to scour the countryside for the damn turkeys. Arriving at the stadium Williams asked why the barbwire around the stands and was told if you saw what the fans did to the last GM you would understand. Williams immediately ordered the barbwire taken down as the fans will no longer be embarrassed of this team. We will be lowering prices to get the fans to come back then we will build a team they will be proud of or I will be the next Gm stoned to death in the town square.

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Re: Where are the Turkey's?

Post by RonCo » Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:40 am

I hope the sound you hear isn't the sound of catapults being loaded.
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Re: Where are the Turkey's?

Post by jaaahm » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:24 pm

I found the turkey's they are impersonating baseball players 0-6 sim.

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Re: Where are the Turkey's?

Post by RonCo » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:10 pm

Just don't look for them in the sky.
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Re: Where are the Turkey's?

Post by HoosierVic » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:47 am

An 0-6 sim? Don’t be so hasty about removing the barbed wire ...

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