In the Bagh - Vol. 8 - Draft Day Deisaster Averted
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:41 am
Mr. Herren rushes into the conference room where the draft is taking place just before it's his turn. Breathing heavy and sweating profusely he screams, "AUTO PICK!" He then gathers himself, grabs a donut and sits down, munching happily secure in the knowledge that, at least this year, he wasn't out of town.
Most GMs agonize and stress over draft day, but not our Mr. Herren. He knows that no matter who he picks, the number one prospect or the last one picked, they are going to suck. Not just suck but suck hard. This is why he doesn't stress over the draft. Anyone he chooses is going to have the exact same impact on his team.
Plus this is his least favorite part of the game, so there's that.
Most GMs agonize and stress over draft day, but not our Mr. Herren. He knows that no matter who he picks, the number one prospect or the last one picked, they are going to suck. Not just suck but suck hard. This is why he doesn't stress over the draft. Anyone he chooses is going to have the exact same impact on his team.
Plus this is his least favorite part of the game, so there's that.