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2043-00006: Talons Take Advantage of Amazing Buy One Get One Free Sale on IFA Corner Outfielders

Last post by 7teen « Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:39 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

After being shut out of any major free agent signings (as is usually the case because the GM is afraid to spend long term money...

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Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:39 pm
2043-00008: Talons Announce Boycott of... You Guessed it... Makeover Monday

Last post by 7teen « Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:36 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:06 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons were taken aback recently when they learned that the franchise was next up in the popular Makeover Monday , a weekly series...

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Last post by 7teen
Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:36 pm
2043-00004: Talons Embroiled in Online Controversy Due to Actually Not Remembering Last Season's Record of 72-90

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:25 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 9:11 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Astute observers of Talons Team News Articles may remember this post from, oh, about 45 minutes ago.

The post, which was about such...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:25 pm
2043-00005: Talons Officially Have the Most Team News Posts in the Entire BBA, For One, Shining Moment in the Sun

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:23 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 9:24 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Who knows how long it will last!

With this, the fifth Talons Team News post of the 2043 reporting period (and of the last 90...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:23 pm
2042-18: Talons Record the Most Amazing, Incredible, Uplifting Podcast in the History of the BBA. Then They Deleted It.

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 24, 2020 7:44 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

After reading a rather touching year-end retrospective about the culture of the BBA by the Lord and Master of PPT Ron Collins, the...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
2043-00003: Talons Offer to Buy 1998 Toyota From BBA Commish, Get Counter Offer, Accept it, Are Ignored

Last post by RonCo « Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 8:49 am

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Astute observers of the Talons Team News page may recall the now infamous Article, written in late 2042, in which the team gave a...

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Tue May 26, 2020 11:22 pm
2042-17: Talons Decide to "At" Every Single BBA GM in Order to Increase Readership of Team News

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 17, 2020 7:34 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Frustrated by the lack of readership, comments, and likes on Talons Team News posts of late, the franchises' Department of Forum...

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Wed May 20, 2020 3:18 pm
2042-13: Talons GM is Constantly Trolled by Malicious OOTP Program Every Time He Logs in to his Computer

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon May 18, 2020 8:28 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon May 11, 2020 8:24 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It happens every time.

The reclusive Talons GM pulls up his second-hand office chair, sits down at the office desk he found at the...

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Mon May 18, 2020 8:28 pm
2042-16: Talons Receive "Thanks" For BBA Forum Post From Over 2 Years Ago

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon May 18, 2020 8:24 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 17, 2020 12:51 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

See?? At least SOMEone around here appreciates us! exclaimed the Talons GM this afternoon.

Despite what Mexico City may think,...

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Mon May 18, 2020 8:24 pm
2042-15: Talons Triggered Amid Reports That Rival GM Called Phoenix "Spoiled Relish" (Whatever That Means)

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 pm

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Reports this morning out of the Talons Front Office seem to indicate consternation over the comments of a rival Johnson League GM. An...

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Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 pm
2042-14: Talons Aren't Amused that OOTP Program Thinks They Should be Happy About Some Bullshit Player of the Week Award

Last post by RonCo « Sun May 17, 2020 12:13 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat May 16, 2020 11:38 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Amid another mediocre season, the Talons don't have much to celebrate.

But not according to OOTP!! Rah, Rah, sis-boom-bah!! Hooray...

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Last post by RonCo
Sun May 17, 2020 12:13 pm
2042-03: Talons Log in to Slack

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun May 10, 2020 1:04 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:28 am

Phoenix, AZ--

Well lookie what we have here. A draft that is actually worthy of paying attention to. Barely.

That was the word from the Talons...

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Sun May 10, 2020 1:04 am
2042-11: TALONS HAVE DONE A PODCAST!!! (Just not the one you think...)

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun May 10, 2020 12:59 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed May 06, 2020 10:00 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Here you go, one for the plebs out there. (BTW its just me. No @RonCo :( :( :( :( )

A few things to remember:
1. We did not edit...

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Sun May 10, 2020 12:59 am
2042-12: Talons Call Up #1 Prospect and 80-Potential Hitter Pedro Guzman

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Thu May 07, 2020 2:30 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu May 07, 2020 2:27 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Just a straight news item this time, folks.

Well on his way to recording a second consecutive dominant season at AAA Ashland,...

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Thu May 07, 2020 2:30 pm
2042-10: Talons Learn Valuable Lesson: Never Post a Team News Right Before a Sim, Because No One Will Read It.

Last post by bschr682 « Mon May 04, 2020 4:54 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon May 04, 2020 1:41 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

It's no secret that the Talons will have to start writing more articles. The club is going to have to build up some PPT's, and not...

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Mon May 04, 2020 4:54 pm
2042-09: Talons Discover That The BBA Slack Channel is Something They Will Never Understand. Also They Make Some Trades.

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by jiminyhopkins » Sun May 03, 2020 6:53 pm

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Over the past few days, the Talons have actually signed into the BBA Slack Channel (more than once!) and marvelled at all of the...

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Sun May 03, 2020 6:53 pm
2042-08: Talons Research Says People Don't Read Team News With Long Headlines. So Why Does PHX Have the #1 Farm System?

Last post by usnspecialist « Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:33 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:15 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Welp, it's that time of year again. The time when the beloved Baseball News Network reports that the Talons have the #1 Farm System in...

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Last post by usnspecialist
Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:33 pm
2042-06: Talons are Stuck in a World Where Everyone Cares About the BBA a Lot More Than The Talons Do. (sad face)

Last post by 7teen « Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:30 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:16 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons have never won a championship. In fact they have only won their division a couple times. The Talons never log onto slack,...

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Last post by 7teen
Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:30 am
2042-07: Talons Attempt to Create "Change My Mind" Meme Regarding Charlie IronKnife, But Can't Tilt the Text Quite Right

Last post by jleddy « Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:21 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:43 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons can't meme.

That was the consensus at this evenings front office meeting. After all, the team figured it...

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Last post by jleddy
Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:21 am
2042-05: Talons GM Caught Day-Drinking Again

Last post by Spiccoli « Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:31 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:11 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Fresh off a night shift at a local iron ore processing facility, part time Talons GM Sean Marko reported to his cubicle at the Talons...

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Last post by Spiccoli
Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:31 am
2042-04: Talons GM Receives Mysterious "Private Message" in His "Inbox" From Unknown Source Asking if he is "Available"

Last post by RonCo « Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:28 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:11 pm

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Describing what is most likely a catfishing attempt, the General Manager of the Talons today recounted the tale of how he was sent a...

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Last post by RonCo
Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:28 am
2042-02: Talons Sign 5th Round Draftee for One Dollar, Release Him, Re-sign Him as Free Agent for Another Dollar

Last post by RonCo « Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:10 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:43 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Ethan Treloar is a left fielder from the island of Aruba who was drafted by the Talons in the 5th round of the 2040 amateur draft....

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Last post by RonCo
Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:10 pm
2042-01: Talons Celebrate BBA Opening Day by Earning 0.25 Participation Points (Also They Have No Starting Pitchers)

Last post by lordtoffee « Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:17 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:21 pm

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The Talons were pleased to learn that all of their hard work this offseason has paid off, in the form of one quarter of a...

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Last post by lordtoffee
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:17 pm
2041-224: Talons Post 224th Team News of the Season, Breaking Previous Record and Earning a Crap-Ton of PPT to Spend

Last post by RonCo « Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:07 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:40 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

It was all smiles and champagne as the Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department celebrated an historic milestone.

Yep,...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:07 pm
2041-07: Talons Invent Bullshit Minor League Awards to Pad Out Another Team News

Last post by GoldenOne « Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:50 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:40 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons don't know how teveryone else does it.

What the Talons mean is, they just don't know how teams put out all of these Team...

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Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:50 am

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