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Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues Info & Tracker

Last post by Lane « Mon Nov 03, 2025 10:25 am
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by Lane » Thu Oct 10, 2024 11:36 am » in FAQ

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Welcome to the new Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues info and Link thread. Note that Bonus Cash and Stadium Maintenance Dues apply only to the...

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2044-00016: Talons GM: "The Talons are the Worst Team in the History of the BBA---What? Huh? They're Above .500? How???"

Last post by Fat Nige « Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:07 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Oct 13, 2020 4:31 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons GM was interrupted today during another one of his team focused rants.

The scene was similar to ones that we in Phoenix...

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Last post by Fat Nige
Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:07 am
2044-0017: Talons GM Travels to Chicago for Scouting Trip, Finds Absolutely Zero Evidence for a Team Named the Black Sox

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:24 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Oct 13, 2020 4:45 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons GM recently returned from a mid-week excursion to Chicago.

You know, we in this league sure hear an awful lot about a...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:24 am
2044-00014: Talons Discover that PPT God @Ronco Has His Own Special World, A World in Which The Talons Don't Exist

Last post by RonCo « Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:43 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:42 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Electronic Media And Forum Posting Department rarely has time to peruse the forums at large, keeping tabs on the wider fake...

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Last post by RonCo
Mon Oct 05, 2020 12:43 am
2044-0015: Talons Check Stats Plus "Export Tracker" to Make Sure They Exported, Decide to Write a Team News All About It

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:54 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:59 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons Reclusive GM, due to start his shift at the local iron ore processing facility in less than 90 minutes, decided to check...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:54 pm
2044-00011: Talons Will Trade SP Cisco Morales the Second He is Eligible, Best Offer Gets Him, 100% Retention Available

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:11 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:26 pm

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The Talons threw 10 million dollars for one season at SP Cisco Morales late this past offseason after they found out that Don Smith...

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Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:11 pm
2044-13: Talons Learn Valuable Forum Lesson: NoOne Cares About Your Tradeable Players Unless You Put Them in Trade Block

Last post by GoldenOne « Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:35 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:47 pm

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The BBA has spoken.

After posting a Team News about tradeable players (to get the two points, duh), the Talons were expecting a...

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Last post by GoldenOne
Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:35 pm
2044-0012: Talons Think to Themselves: "If the Talons Were to Trade Their Players in a Fire Sale, Who Would They Trade?"

Last post by Ted « Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:37 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:09 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

SO the Talons were thinking. If there were to be a fire sale, and the Talons were to trade away their players, who would they trade?...

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Last post by Ted
Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:37 pm
2044-00010: Talons First and Second Round Draft Picks Just Show Up to Rookie Ball and Sign for Free. As in Zero Dollars.

Last post by Fat Nige « Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:57 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 23, 2020 7:45 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons must have one hell of a low minors.

What else is to be made of the fact that the Talons first and second round draft picks...

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Last post by Fat Nige
Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:57 am
2044-00009: Talons Fall for Clickbait; Click On an Article That Has Phoenix in the Title, Has Nothing to do With Phoenix

Last post by Ted « Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:40 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:08 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons are normally fastidious when they surf the web. They keep a wary eye open for scams, fake news, and clickbait. But a recent...

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Last post by Ted
Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:40 pm
2044-00007: Talons are so Inept That They Had to be Informed by Fellow GM that the Talons Threw a No Hitter 2 Weeks Ago

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:24 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:02 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Yeah, this is so bad, the Talons actually have to violate their long-standing No Team News Articles on Sim Night rule.

In possibly...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:24 pm
2044-00008: Talons Ask, For a Friend, How Soon Can a FA Signee be Traded? The Talons are Asking. You Know, For a Friend.

Last post by Ted « Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:56 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:48 pm

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The Talons have this friend, you see, and he runs a fake baseball team. This friend, well, he had a pitcher who got hurt. So this...

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Last post by Ted
Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:56 pm
2044-00006: Talons Have Pretty Much Given Up on Competing at the ML Level. But They Have One Hell of a Single A Team!

Last post by HoosierVic « Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:50 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:00 am

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With an early season record of 5-7 and a current showing of 7th place in whatever division they play in*, the Talons are off on...

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Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:50 pm
2044-00005: Talons GM: "The Highlight of my Life is to Occupy 30 Whole Seconds of a 3 Hour Youtube Video"

Last post by HoosierVic « Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:59 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:20 am

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The Reclusive Talons GM is famous!

Yep, as evidenced by a recently posted 3 hour, 8 minute youtube video of a zoom chat, where the GM...

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Last post by HoosierVic
Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:59 pm
2044-00003: Talons Grandiose Plans for Another Series of Season Preview Articles are Dashed by Well-Meaning Fellow GM

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:57 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:48 pm

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Although its been quite a while since we've seen it happen, not too long ago there used to be a tradition in Phoenix. Eschewing the...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:57 pm
2044-00004: Talons Discover That Talons Jinxed Themselves by Predicting Injury to P Don Smith Nearly Two Seasons Ago

Last post by RonCo « Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:34 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:07 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The circumstances behind the injury woes of Talons SP Don Smith continue to get worse.

As everyone knows, and is tired of hearing...

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Last post by RonCo
Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:34 am
2044-00001: Talons Trade for Don Smith is the Worst in BBA History, and It's Not Even Close

Last post by RonCo « Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:07 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:15 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

With the injury setback to SP Don Smith leaving his future very much in doubt, some are proclaiming the Talons trade that brought him...

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Last post by RonCo
Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:07 am
2044-00002: Talons GM Has a Special Message for All You Free Agent Baseball Players Out There in Computer Land

Last post by RonCo « Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:56 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Wed Sep 02, 2020 3:40 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons have not had a good time lately. In addition to the injury woes of SP Don Smith , the club has not had much luck in...

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Last post by RonCo
Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:56 pm
2043-00018: Talons File Lawsuit Against Tow Truck Company That Was Supposed to Help SP Don Smith Change His Flat Tire

Last post by HoosierVic « Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:40 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:33 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

The Talons have reportedly sued the roadside assistance company that was supposed to help one of their pitchers change a tire.

In the...

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Last post by HoosierVic
Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:40 am
2043-00020: Talons Intern With Degree from University of Phoenix Falls Asleep on Keyboard Trying to Make PPT Deadline

Last post by HoosierVic « Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:34 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:13 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

This season, one thing is for sure: the Phoenix Talons are a an absolutely horrible baseball...

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Last post by HoosierVic
Wed Aug 19, 2020 7:34 am
2043-00019: Talons Announce Second Annual Bullshit Minor League Awards

Last post by jiminyhopkins « Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:14 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:34 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

Yep, it's that time of year again. Time to take a stroll through the Phoenix minor league system and see which players are deserving...

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Last post by jiminyhopkins
Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:14 pm
2043-00015: Talons GM to FPL: "DROP DEAD" (Also, [redacted])

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun Aug 16, 2020 10:50 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:48 pm

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FPL Triggers GM (Again)

The reclusive GM of the Phoenix Talons was triggered again today upon hearing that the Florida Prospect...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sun Aug 16, 2020 10:50 am
2043-00017: Talons Closer Mitchell Purssell is Pretty Pissed Off That He Won't Win Fireman of the Year This Season

Last post by CTBrewCrew « Sun Aug 16, 2020 10:41 am
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by jiminyhopkins » Sat Aug 15, 2020 5:45 pm

Phoenix, AZ--

No one cares about actual closers anymore.

With a proliferation of stoppers and the like, the traditional role of closer is somewhat...

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Last post by CTBrewCrew
Sun Aug 16, 2020 10:41 am
2043-00016: Talons Determine that Previous Team News was Too Long; Decide to Split It Up for More "Participation" Points

Last post by RonCo « Sat Aug 15, 2020 2:05 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:38 pm

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Phoenix, AZ--

Some say that brevity is the soul of wit. But in the BBA, brevity is worth more points.

Keeping that in mind, the Talons took a look...

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Last post by RonCo
Sat Aug 15, 2020 2:05 pm
2043-00014: Talons News Roundup: Talons Get Participation-Shamed, Also Talons are Hearing Rumors of a Devastating Injury

Last post by Lane « Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:11 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:48 pm

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The Talons have been Participation-Shamed

Never a franchise to be especially prolific with their articles, the Talons for the most...

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Last post by Lane
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:11 pm
2043-00001: Talons Add Extra Zeros to News Counter to Reflect Ambitious Goal of 99,999 Team News Articles

Last post by RonCo « Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:32 pm
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by jiminyhopkins » Tue May 26, 2020 7:56 am

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Phoenix, AZ--

Nobody reads this crap, eh? Well the Talons say Who Cares!

The Talons front office had a bit of a sad yesterday as they looked over...

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Last post by RonCo
Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:32 pm

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