recte44 wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:21 pm

Then they tried Dusty Crouch, who couldn't hit or field and is already sent to DFA land.

But what a great name.

Twin Cities receives:
$100,000

Chicago receives:
OF Lao Kum

Lao Kum is a Rule 5 return who I released in game. Please put him back on a plane to Chicago and leave him on DFA, thank you!

I will milk this for more team news featuring juvenile penis humor.

Post video in the Discord channel please

ae37jr wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 16, 2023 8:09 am

Next time tap me on the shoulder first. I just had to release like 30 players, now I gotta go back and squeeze one more out.

I'd send some cash for him, PM me if you want to do that.

-0.2 ZR is horrible? Good point, I meant that a good defensive outfielder might be worth keeping despite his bad bat. But I didn't write it well. In fact, I wrote this in about ten minutes without much thought. Primary goal here (and in drafting Kum) was getting participation points by writing seve...

Hope your departure is temporary, but best of luck with everything in real life.

Please send Lao Kum back to Twin Cities. He has been released in game.

https://i.imgur.com/1B6nwou.jpeg Front Office Shoots Kum Back to Twin Cities [/b] https://statspl.us/brewster/reports/news/html/images/person_pictures/player_50933.png Kum Went Limp Once the Games Counted Chicago, May 27, 2054 -- No one will be erecting statues to Kum , at least not in Chicago. Lao...

Good thing Robbie De Cock's parents didn't name him Dick.

I originally read the title as "New Addictions Leave Franchise Player Positionless."

Hate to ask this but was the second Prieto pick accidental? Victor confused with Wilson?

Bookmarked. I often forget a bunch of these, and I tend to barely skim box scores.

Excellent work.

Rubaboo wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:13 am

Got the other knuckleballer as Mr. Irrelevant. Nailed it!

He could be Purdy good.

aaronweiner wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 12, 2023 11:41 am

Black Sock From Another Universe

Kidding, of course. I've moved on. Great write up! I'm sure this takes a ton of work.

Still not used to seeing Aaron's name with the Jacksonville logo.

https://i.imgur.com/1B6nwou.jpeg Black Sox Select Malabanan, Starter with Oodles of Stuff, at #4 in Amateur Draft [/b] Chicago, April 22, 2054 -- With eight syllables in his first and last names combined, chanting the name of Murugayan Malabanan may give fans fits. But they may get plenty of opport...

I empathize. But also, there's no way I wasn't taking Buckley, you have my word. It does suck, but it's like going 2-0 during a sim that crashes and then has to restart and you end up losing those first two games instead with a season-ending injury. It's all a simulation so not a whole lot to do at...

I understand the need to restart the draft to fix the order. To do otherwise would be unfair to Seattle. But the fix is unfair to me. I am the only person who was put in a position to have to announce their top choice for all to see, and then have it taken away. Yes, I know -- Buckley was an obvious...

https://i.imgur.com/1B6nwou.jpeg Black Sox Select Buckley, Power Bat and Longtime Fan, At #2 in Amateur Draft [/b] Chicago, April 22, 2054 -- Michael Buckley grew up begging his parents to take him to Black Sox games, a three hour drive from his Indiana hometown. Now, his folks might have a chance ...

Dington wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 05, 2023 2:09 pm

Buckley got a nice bat @tylertoo. Curious if he’ll be able to stick in outfield. Regardless, probably best player to take there.

I'm pretty solid now with pitching prospects in that age range so I was glad a power bat was at/near the top of the list.

Bump for Ben.