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I'd like to spend 5PPT to add the nickname "Marty Party" to RP Ivan Martinez. Thanks!

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It was a lousy season for Edmonton in 2056. But a silver lining of that season is that the basement of the team was reached, and some positive regression will hopefully occur. Thus these perils have now led to a new promotional series entitled “Bounce Back Bunny”. The first “Bounce Back Bunny” we wi...

I'd like to spent 5PPT add a new nickname "Jowtown" to SS John Jowers, recently acquired in trade. The nickname is mentioned in recent team news: http://montybrewster.net/forums/viewtop ... 89&t=47315 ... thanks!

Fans of the Jackrabbits have been questioning for some time how much longer LF and super-utility man Bhuhimitra “Sandslash” Keshab would remain with the team given his final contract year. Still the move that came this week took onlookers by surprise. With Sacramento looking for a dynamic 4th outfie...

This week GM Mike Bauer and 2B/infielder Scott Bell were excited to agree to a contract extension that will keep the productive and reliable 35-year-old in Edmonton until he’s at least age 40. Bell is making 9.5m this year and had a player option for 8.8m next year. But with this new deal locked in,...

Sacramento receives
ML CF Bhumimitra Keshab (50% salary retained by EDM)

Edmonton receives
6.25m cash
AA SS John Jowers
AAA RF Bu-wei Luo

Shoeless to confirm. Thanks!

While other BBA clubs are making big free agent splashes, Edmonton is merely skipping rocks around and trying to make shrewd moves around the margins. The club’s budget and revenue have seen better days and the team is leery of any high priced acquisitions that could serve counter-productive to thei...

2056 was an unmitigated disaster for Edmonton, with the club falling all the way from a 2055 .500 record to a 57-105 sob story in 2056. There were several reasons (or excuses, based on your perspective) for the huge drop-off. One big one was a major regression in pitching fortune, both in the rotati...

The worst win-loss record that Edmonton has seen in many years is having many consequences. Attendance and ticket revenue are in sharp decline, as fan interest reaches new lows. But that didn’t stop management from executing a trade of popular rotation leader Mahad “Furball” Einan. The Jackrabbits s...

Let's keep on going with the inter-divisional trades... To Las Vegas: SP Mahad Einan (BBA) To Edmonton: SP Jose Martinez (BBA) SP John Rasmussen III (BBA) SP Nasuh Kurtbek (AA) RP Edward Joseph Pfeffer (AAA) 2B Boyd Blain (S A) CF Lai-hsiang Guang (INT) Are there any other kind of trade in the BBA?...

Nashville receives:
ML RP Jim Conley (50% salary retained)

Edmonton receives
AA 1B Tony Baez
A SP Chuck Field

I'll also make trade in game. Nashville to confirm. Thanks!

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With all the losing and a league-worst record in the BBA, critics are starting to wonder if the stress is finally getting to Edmonton GM Mike Bauer. The decision-maker of the Jackrabbits has seemed on edge lately. On an Edmonton radio show Bauer, when asked about Phoenix and rival Frontier GM Sean M...

With a BBA-worst 18-40 record and pitching performances that are causing many fans to turn their head away if not cover their eyes outright, Edmonton is grasping for solutions. But management is questioning the number of moves that should be made and wishes to avoid an overreaction to the horrid fir...

Nice! He seems to be hitting a little better this year than last season in Edmonton.

The OSA, BBA Media Guide and other pundits were of sound mind in predicting a downfall for Edmonton in 2056. It’s mid-May and the Jackrabbits are saddled with a lousy 11-27 record, second-worst only to Chicago in the entire Brewster. The middle infield, which looked stronger than ever at the start o...

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This week Edmonton is hoping to get a solid contribution from recently promoted 2B Enrique Galvan . It was not the way that the team had envisioned bringing up the young contact hitter, but injuries to the middle infield necessitated the move. SS Damek Korbel is still a few weeks away from returning...