Damn... that was a nice little get for YS.

Boo! I need cheap hitters!

I'm shocked. Shocked! How are teams not afraid of Luis Gonzalez behind Simpson? I mean, don't take Gonzalez's consistent inclusion in the Sacramento trade block as any indication for his level of play. Wait! Why are teams not lining up for the chance to trade for Gonzalez? Just think of all the extr...

Like.

Yeah, I'm doing it! I'm going full Marco. I'm writing this purely for the points. Hell, the Popes don't even need me. I quit meddling in my lineups and pitching staff 30 games into the season, and the club rewarded my laziness by climbing out of second place behind the cute, little San Fernando team...

Holy Crappoli! I'm really happy with those numbers. I wonder what the record is for GB plays above average for a season using your metrics. But, most nights I have two elite shortstops playing the infield... against lefties, I throw three elite shortstops at 2B, SS, and 3B. Fun... Plus, I'm sure Kou...

Well, I'm still letting my manager set everything, and the Popes just continue to win. It's the most unsatisfying hot streak I've ever experienced.

To be fair, everyone wants to be Californian. There's even a song about it.

bump

Popes are tied for first in 40POT guys at 35... things are looking up.

Hi.
Have you met Luis Gracia?
He's a fine player. A great teammate. A proven winner.
He should start the ASG.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

It’s fun to see a plan come together.

Stupid Yellow Springs putting a damper on my winning streak...

bump.

We in Loserville realize this saga has been stressful for the league and all its patrons. The Loserville organization apologizes to... NOBODY. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? As long as you two don't share your communications surrounding this saga, we'll be fine. I'd rather have all my teeth pulled than t...

"Lebanon? You're still in Lebanon? What in the baseball fuck are you still doing in god-damn Lebanon?" Shoeless picked up the tennis ball Donk had dropped at his feet and through it across the park. "I know you think you struck lighting in a bottle in Lebanon with your last find there, but I'm certa...

More. I'm not going to beg.

"Thanks for stopping by on quick notice, Javier. I didn't want to have this discussion at the ballpark office," Shoeless opened the door to his small, efficiency apartment for his Assistant General Manager, Javier Valentin. "You thirsty?" "Ah, sure. Do you have Vodak? I'd love a Vodak sour." "Pabst ...

Damn. Intriguing stuff. Sorry, I didn't get to this promptly.

Welcome. Glad to have you.