trmmilwwi wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 02, 2023 7:44 am

On the personal side, last night was the first run of our new Blackstone griddle. Had veggie fried rice and this things is amazing. Already dreaming up recipes for the weekend.

You buried the lead. Send photos and details.

Curious if you have him on a pitch count.

I’d rather go 1-5 every sim. At least gives ya something to talk about. 3-3 every sim is so boring. In all seriousness, entering what is probably a third straight last-place season, trust me that you don't want this. I get that mediocrity is boring. But seeing 1-5 every sim email makes me question ...

Dington wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 01, 2023 7:57 am

More exciting than going 3-3 or 4-3 every sim. That was us last season and it was so boring. Threw in a 4-2 a couple times

https://i.imgur.com/1B6nwou.jpeg Black Sox Farm Report: 28 Kids Bring A New Hope [/b] Chicago, April 8, 2054 -- Fans of the last-place Black Sox regularly shout, "May the farce be with you!" when attending games, but a look at the promising youngsters scattered throughout the system may bring 'A Ne...

trmmilwwi wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:11 am

Cheap date!

Cuz cheap women.

https://i.imgur.com/1B6nwou.jpeg Sox Signed The Sheriff But it did not sign the deputy Chicago, April 8, 2054 -- Banking on older arms to eat up innings, the Black Sox today announced the signing of veteran starting pitcher Brian 'The Sheriff' King to a one-year deal worth $9.5 million plus incenti...

Thanks to those who toiled long and hard to allow me to read this on the toilet!

Shameless click bait putting Anna in the headline. But it worked.

UMEBA Hooker Blues

Make him a coach!

Dington wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:09 pm

Kum’s wood is a little better.

https://i.imgur.com/1B6nwou.jpeg Rule 5 Survives: Kum Shoots His Spring Training Wad and Makes Opening Day Roster [/b] https://media.giphy.com/media/OhzQ4nHAM7zgc/giphy.gif Kum grabbed the 5th OF job out from under De Los Santos Chicago, March 31, 2054 -- Chicago's Opening Day roster has been annou...

Please return 2B Rashad 'Prince' bin Hadad to Nashville. The player formerly known as Prince has been released in game.

Please return RP Joe Shaw to Charlotte. Released in game.

Out of curiosity how did you get the chart into the preview? I created them in google docs and then did screenshots. Hearsay. Allen and Madrid only accounted for 10.3 reduction in wins. ;) Nice writeup, love the charts! They went from 11.6 WAR combined in '52 to -0.4 WAR combined in '53, so I came ...

2054 Boise Spuds Preview https://media.giphy.com/media/dXZfUpbhoEqjWfNq1v/giphy.gif Your faithful correspondent is honored to look at the Boys from Boise in 2054, because we also penned the Boise 2053 preview . At the time we noted that the 'official' prediction for Boise was unlikely to occur: The...

Ah, Marco Acheson. He was someone I gave thought to bidding on, for the simple reason that many seasons ago I had him in grasp, and let him slip away... I had just returned to the Brewsterverse, 2044 in-game, and I took over the Libyan Generals. In my first trade ever, I acquired Marco and Trent Man...

This is great, thanks woods ! You set a high bar for when I write a Spuds preview. Thank you for previewing a dead-last team. I have spent some time in the past week regretting not trying to flex Chicago's financial muscle by buying a big FA bat or two, since we have a shit-ton of cap space and budg...

I strongly endorse this stat, as well as the return of @RonCo!

I have just two non-roster invitees, so only 42 total. This is in part because I have so many potential regulars who are new and untested, and I want to form opinions around slightly larger sample sizes of these 42. Larger ST rosters will make for much smaller samples of more players. Of course, if ...

“I’m not even sad to leave Nashville,” said Schlöndorff. “I requested a trade to the GBC to get as far away from that green-eyed woman in Sacramento . “That Monty they won was not earned with skill on the field and wit in the front office. No, there were far more powers at play. Excuse me while I p...