bumpity bump

I'm just happy that the Kernels aren't dead last and have at least one category in the positive. Progress!

Corn.jpg The Kernels Are On A Streak …a hot streak! Seems like its been a millennia since Des Moines has strung some wins together, but the quiet bats are finally waking up and helping out the average pitching. The line up has been led by Chua-kah Yang who has contributed 3HRs, 7 RBIs and 8 hits du...

Oh man, I wish we did this when he was a Kernel. We need a Mendoza line graph!

*Edit, I take that back. Don't need a Mendoza line. Guess the UMEBA was his calling all along.

Name: Bubba Catfish
Nickname: Darryl
Bats: L
Throws: R
Hometown: Indian Bayou, LA
Position: 2B
Ethnicity: Caucasion
1 Elite Talent: Eye
1 Good Talent: Power
1 Weakness: Infield Arm
One Personality Trait: Loyalty

The Des Moines Kernels have announced the signing of a new scout, the venerable Les Nessman. Nessman, a native of Dayton, OH will scout the Kernels upcoming opponents from the air:
Nessman signed on the condition that he be allowed to investigate if turkies can fly.

Just keeping this wonderful thread going. Gertrude after finding @jleddy !

bumping again

Clearly this game has never experienced Monsoon June in Calgary also known as Junary.

I heard Gertrude was seen down at her local watering hole drowning her sorrows with boxed white wine and menthols.

Phil_Hartman.jpg By Roh Rindfleisch Des Moines Register So much for Des Moines staying quiet in the offseason. In the last two months, the Kernels have increased their 2048 payroll by $20 million. Sources tell us that GM Webb was granted permission by Stephen Collins Jr. to access bonus funds. The ...

RonCo wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:50 am

Des Moines Gets:
CF Arturo Maes

YS9 Gets:
$10
A basket of in-season sweet corn

Confirmed. But its 10 CAD.

Arturo can go straight on my 40 man.

Revisiting the 2042 Don Smith Blockbuster I was brand new to the league and was looking to jump in and make my mark on the Kernels so what better way to do that than make a blockbuster trade. I never had the chance to pick Ed’s brain before he passed about what his master plan was but it was obvious...

From the constitution: The selecting team may, at any time, release the Rule 5 draftee to return him to his former team in-game AND ALSO post this in the Ping: Commish Forum along with further instructions, if necessary, to replace said player on their roster. Thanks for the help. Released in game.

Not sure if I've seen this before in this league, but I would like to return my pick. I somehow drafted Arturo Ahumade. Not sure how he made it on my list, but I'll blame a day in the sun and hydrating with gin and tonics.

"Hey Recte, I'll trade you my #1 and #2 prospects if you tell me which keys are your wife's in that bowl!"

Welcome back...although I have no idea who you are.....yet.

aaronweiner wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 19, 2021 3:17 pm

Make sure this is what you want to do before I change it.

Thanks, I thought that was the case but then figured there had to be a catch. If that's the case, I'll convert $15 million into cash. Once that happens, I'll spend 15 ppt to convert that to budget.

Phil_Hartman.jpg By Roh Rindfleisch - Des Moines Register I've watched paint dry, stared intently at water waiting for it to boil and attended the Saskatchewan Amateur U14 Curling Championship (collectively known as the Bunny Hug Brier). I can tell you without a doubt that these three things when c...

Just bumping this. Looking for different position player prospects.